Tuesday, November 3, 2009

By scooter

Limbaugh's Congress promises the end for Obama.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that there is no limit to American freedom now. Rush Limbaugh, long-time conservative pundit, announced to a confidence-shaken nation this week that he is pursuing the means to form his own Congress to impeach President Obama. Many critics are now questioning the legality of Limbaugh’s proposal, but many simply claim that he is following the American idea of freedom.

“If he does it (forms own Congress), then I will too,” one admirer stated. “If we get Osama out of there just think what we could accomplish. We could conquer the Middle East.” The admirer refers to earlier rants by Limbaugh in which he titled the President “Osama Obama”.

The body that will represent this new Congress is up in the air at this moment. Many observers, however, speculate. “I think it will be a good crew,” one speculator told The Aurora. “There won’t be any gays or black people. That’s for sure.”

The first order of business, though, is set in stone. “Impeachment is the initial action,” one supporter said. “In fact, it’s the whole purpose. The only change we need is a reversal back to the old way.” Extreme Conservatives state that getting rid of Obama will send things “back to the way the Founders intended”.

The location of Limbaugh’s Congress is also up for debate. Many close-knit supporters propose that it go directly beside the “evil left-wing” Congress. “There’s room there,” one of Limbaugh’s closest advisors said. “A Capitol building next to a Capitol building would look nice.”

As of now, the Congress is in its formative stages. Experts warn, however, that it will not be long before it is up and operational. They also warn that this new Congress will not have to acknowledge Obama as their President. Whether or not this Congress will quickly be able to construct nuclear weapons, though, remains to be witnessed.