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CNN.com: A Front Page Worth Reading.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

By scooter

CNN.com: A Front Page Worth Reading.

CNN.COM – The Cable News Network (CNN) has always been a favorite watch in The Blue House. Every morning, Scooter wakes and loads up their website, among others, to silence his early craving for news. Yet, as celebrity scandal and misbehavior change the way humans operate daily, the news networks, even CNN, have become much like a sewing circle. Playground gossip rules the day. On December 15, 2009, CNN may have hit a new low. »

Obama Omits Dinosaurs from War Speech

Sunday, December 6, 2009

By scooter

Obama Omits Dinosaurs from War Speech

WEST POINT, NY – In a speech that was, according to the ubiquitous media, strategically missing the word “win,” President Obama declared the deployment of thirty thousand additional American soldiers to Afghanistan. This decision flies in the face of the fact that Obama claimed the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize merely a month ago. The missing word in his speech, according to many, amplifies the fact that Obama does not endorse peace at all. Yet, it was discovered only recently that there was a more important… »

Rush Limbaugh Forms Own Congress to Impeach Obama

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

By scooter

Rush Limbaugh Forms Own Congress to Impeach Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that there is no limit to American freedom now. Rush Limbaugh, long-time conservative pundit, announced to a confidence-shaken nation this week that he is pursuing the means to form his own Congress to impeach President Obama. Many critics are now questioning the legality of Limbaugh’s proposal, but many simply claim that he is following the American idea of freedom. »


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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
WCL 9
BAL 10 FINAL

TAC 2
VIR 4 FINAL

JCF 5
SAS 13 FINAL

WCH 0
CHN 12 FINAL

MAN 4
HAW 5 F/12

MON 2
BOL 4 FINAL

BHL Awards

"No Washington" Wins Best Storyline of 2009

"No Washington" began as a simple feud between Washington and Tennessee. What erupted was a firestorm of articles that continue to flare up to this very day.

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