Whittler's Meadow promises a more pleasurable way to drop a Crompton.

Whittler’s Meadow recently launched a campaign to provide a much-needed product to the world. That product is the comprehensive Bathroom Entertainment Center. While many have tried similar products in the past, Whittler’s Meadow feels that it has the most practical design.

One satisfied customer reported, “I’ve never had such an invigorating experience in the loo. I think it even made my poo smell better.” With regard to this last statement, Jeff L. Horner, renowned Whittler’s Meadow contributor, said, “Nope. It’s not true. Andre 3000 told us all that roses still smell like poo poo poo.”

It is affirmative, however, that the Bathroom Entertainment Center enhances even the most mundane of water-closet visits. Critics have spoken. In fact, one actually did voice his opinion. He stated, “Whittler’s Meadow actually makes me want to pull down my trouser, slam my undies to the floor, and let loose the fury from below.”

Here is the notable advertisement that Whittler’s Meadow aired at the Double-Decker Commercial Festival:

Oh...Bones...you are so awesome.....

Recently, The Blue House Lives chief video investigator Man-Man discovered a long lost video starring House legend Bones. The video contains, perhaps, the greatest example of Bones’s oratorical skill as he curses those who do him wrong. In fact, one presidential speechwriter commented after a screening of the video, “I wish I could put words like that on paper. The nation thinks President Obama is a good orator. They obviously have never listened to Bones.”

In the video, Bones is consistently harassed by street marauders in the form of supposed friends. The skill in which he scorns them is evident from the beginning. “The poetry that comes from his mouth,” says one viewer, “could peacefully put me to sleep at night. It’s magical.”

Here is the aforementioned video in its entirety. The video’s quality, however, had degraded badly over the years, but Whittler’s Meadow of Knoxville recently took the time to fully restore it. So, everyone sit back and open your eyes, ears, and minds and allow Bones to tour you through his intellectual “punk show”. Bones, we salute you.

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Whittler's Meadow of Knoxville promises randomness on video.

A new cinematic preview was released today that has all the world talking. Strangely enough, however, it did not come from Comic Con. It came from the up-and-coming Whittler’s Meadow of Knoxville, the unpredictable film company oversaw by M.C. Fox, II. The preview itself seems to lay out Whittler’s Meadow’s agenda: randomness to the extreme. The video displays what appears to be a human file cabinet riding a tractor. This exhibition will no doubt ruffle some feathers, and Whittler’s Meadow promises that the best is on the way. This promise is made at the end of the preview when two words define the future: Coming Soon.

The Blue House Lives has attained a copy of the video, which it presents here. The video, along with any other Whittler’s Meadow production, can be found in the Videos section of this site. Enjoy!