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Tree Hauling With Man-Man

By Scooter

Following the holiday season, it is only customary for residents of The Blue House to humbly take down the Christmas decorations and return The House to its normal state. Although the removal of the decorations is socially acceptable thing to do, it is a melancholy time for everyone involved. Yet, when Man-Man is behind... »

Whittler’s Meadow Presents: The Bathroom Entertainment Center

By Scooter

Whittler’s Meadow recently launched a campaign to provide a much-needed product to the world. That product is the comprehensive Bathroom Entertainment Center. While many have tried similar products in the past, Whittler’s Meadow feels that it has the most practical design. One satisfied customer reported, “I’ve never had such an invigorating experience in the... »

Craig’s a Fan

By caudle

Anyone who knows the BHL staff should recognize the amount of surprise we just encountered. As usual Scooter and I were watching “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” when he referenced me and mentioned Scooter. We had no idea he was a fan. Coming soon we hope for an outright admission from Mr.... »

Bones Video Discovered by Whittler’s Meadow!

By The House

Recently, The Blue House Lives chief video investigator Man-Man discovered a long lost video starring House legend Bones. The video contains, perhaps, the greatest example of Bones’s oratorical skill as he curses those who do him wrong. In fact, one presidential speechwriter commented after a screening of the video, “I wish I could put... »

Blue House Launches Satellite

By The House

The Blue House has finally entered the final frontier. This week, unbeknownst to the entire planet, The Blue House launched its first satellite. The satellite, titled the Turkhold 1, entered Earth orbit without alerting any major nation. It was only within the past few hours that the details of the launch became known to... »

Dreams Drown as Pool Drains…VIDEO COVERAGE

By The House

Last night, The Blue House Pool was drained in preparation for the “Blonde and Gone” benefit tomorrow night. While cameras were not allowed for the early ceremonies such as the slideshow and the flying of the doves, The Blue House Lives was granted access to the actual draining. What was witnessed was nothing short... »

Whittler’s Meadow Preview Released! VIDEO INCLUDED!

By The House

A new cinematic preview was released today that has all the world talking. Strangely enough, however, it did not come from Comic Con. It came from the up-and-coming Whittler’s Meadow of Knoxville, the unpredictable film company oversaw by M.C. Fox, II. The preview itself seems to lay out Whittler’s Meadow’s agenda: randomness to the... »

Milk Thief Strikes! VIDEO COVERAGE!

By The House

Earlier, a thief struck The Blue House refrigerator and stole a jug of milk. The Blue House Lives is involved in an ongoing investigation to discover the culprit behind this act. We have discovered a video that sheds an enormous amount of light on the crime. We hope that eventually the milk will be... »

Paxton Pirates Connection! VIDEO COVERAGE!

By ManMan

The Blue House Lives has been involved in an ongoing investigation to determine the source of the Blue House’s internet connection difficulties. It was only recently, however, that our investigation turned up some hard evidence. What we found is heinous, ghastly, and, most of all, lascivious. The Blue House Lives chief investigative reporter Man-Man... »

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Hampton at the Movies

Secret Twist Ending to The Last Airbender Revealed

My experience as an expert movie reviewer has only taught me three things. The first is that sequels are horrible unless they are a part of a trilogy. Then usually one of them is still horrible. Secondly, there is always room for a cheerleader. Thirdly, M. Night... Read More

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