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Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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House Recruits for Fox Replacement
THE HOUSE – In exhausting efforts to find a new computer tech, Blue House recruiters have compiled a list of potential replacements for M.C Fox’s old position. “Well, our first consideration for the job is obviously The Winner of the World, but getting him isn’t going to be a piece of cake,” recruiter Jeff... »
Halloween Party Preview…
THE BLUE HOUSE – As the night air turns cool and the Tennessee trees explode with color, the eyes of the nation will once again center on The Blue House. Tonight, The Blue House, in coordination with The Blue House Lives, will throw the party of the season: “A Blue House Halloween brought to... »
That Regretful Night…
One night, many eons ago, a group gathered at The Blue House for an old-fashioned game of pong. This game was not ping-pong, arcade pong or even beer pong. What happened instead was a game that would forever live in infamy. The game was Franzia Pong, and it destroyed everyone in its path. The... »
Corey Mac Delivers the Goods with Mustard and Cornhole
On Saturday evening, Corey McPherson and his domestic partner Shauna Margetson delivered a cookout that rivaled any gala of the summer. Corey was observed early in the evening grilling myriad delicacies such as hot dogs and hamburgers. He performed it all alone save for a trusty bottle of water to shoot down splintery flames.... »
Melancholy Expected when Pool Drains…
In preparation for the “Blonde and Gone” benefit this weekend, The Blue House Lives has learned that 650 gallon pool that has brought so much joy during its stay on The Porch is to be drained this evening. The Blue House Lives sophomore Porch correspondent reported, “Tonight, the draining is intended to be a... »
The Winner Fails…
A tragedy has befallen the planet. The Winner of the World, a man so decorated and defined by his excellence, was finally stung by the inevitable: failure. He failed to maintain his balance while perching on a cooler. The cooler tipped and The Winner plunged to the earth. Those around fell silent, and some... »
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