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Smokey Air Raids The Porch
THE PORCH — Unexpectedly and forcibly, Smokey launched an air assault on The Porch today. Her mission was to avenge an “unprovoked” sting to her face by an ill-tempered hornet on Saturday. Smokey stated that she had only been courting the hornet into a prospective trade agreement. Trade agreements are rare between felines and... »
Sophie Mauls Bird; Sends Message to Other Cats
THE PORCH – Sophie’s first conclave with Ninja at his Porch headquarters came to a surprising conclusion on Wednesday when Sophie captured an aberrant bird and nearly mauled it to death. Once House officials removed Sophie, the bird flew to a safer height, but a sanguineous wound was clearly visible under its left wing.... »
Ninja Captures The Porch!
THE PORCH – In an operation made for the history books, Ninja finally captured The Porch. He did so with an all-out assault that rivaled only blitzkrieg in its intensity. After a grueling defense, Lionelle, facing certain annihilation, was faced to abandon her longtime stronghold. “When the tanks rolled in,” The Blue House Lives... »
New Game Seizes House
THE HOUSE – The game: O.G. The origin: Unknown. Popularity status of this infamous Northwest card game has been skyrocketing ever since the “great” Northwest correspondent Nichole (yet to receive an official nickname) has introduced it to The Blue House. Members of The House are considering dropping off the proper forms to committee in... »
On the Front with Lionelle
THE PORCH – Lionelle sits brooding and holds a constant vigil monitoring Ninja’s unpredictable advances. After repulsing him twice from The Porch, one would think Lionelle would be reveling in her consecutive victories. Yet, she is a much different feline than those on the outside speculate. She is plagued by her thoughts, and those... »
Mario Kart Kraziness!
THE BLUE HOUSE – For a couple of years now, there has been an intense rivalry in the Blue House settled around Super Mario Kart 64. This rivalry, while it has failed to intrigue the population overall, has entrenched itself within the hearts and thoughts of a select few. This rivalry is waged between... »
Cats Clash on Porch Again!
In war, the unpredictable is always standard, and the Kitty Konflict has proven no different. After a crushing defeat at The Porch a couple of weeks ago, Ninja once again tried his luck by assaulting Lionelle’s impenetrable stronghold. Initially, reports of the invasion were refuted for lack of sufficient evidence, but amateur video has... »
On the Front with Ninja
Last week, The Blue House Lives was given inside access to Ninja’s life on the battlefront during the Kitty Konflict. It is no secret that his headquarters is located at Study Window, and experts state that he has no need for secrecy. “Lionelle knows where he hides,” one expert said, “but, as of yet,... »
The Silence is Deafening
The Blue House has befallen hard times, or so it seems. In an era of uncertainty, few dreams seem to be held dearest to that of liberty. Will the financial burden stifle the creativity or will a stimulus plan arrive just in time to rescue them all? As all of you know, we had a... »
Dreams Drown as Pool Drains…VIDEO COVERAGE
Last night, The Blue House Pool was drained in preparation for the “Blonde and Gone” benefit tomorrow night. While cameras were not allowed for the early ceremonies such as the slideshow and the flying of the doves, The Blue House Lives was granted access to the actual draining. What was witnessed was nothing short... »


