Blue House Sports
Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Lost Footage of Titanic Discovered
Wiggs stopped by and entered the House with a spry step. He sauntered straight into the Kitchen wearing a face red with excitement. “I have to show you something,” he said. “It’s amazing.” “How amazing?” I said. Wiggs beamed. “It’s magical.” I followed him to the driveway where, exhibited to my eyes, was Wiggs’s... »
Blue House Adventure Coming Soon
After Man-Man released the highly successful and innovative John Carlisle Flash game, the Blue House pulled its energy and creativity together again. The House now prepares to present Blue House Adventure, a point-and-click quest that rivals, in sheer grandiosity, every video ever made. “It’s an adventure like no other,” Scooter said. “It may redefine... »
Is Waterworld the Best Movie Ever?
EAST WING – Deep in the East Wing on Man-Man’s DVD rests a film copy highly sought after by collectors. The austere black casing fronted in solid black could be an enduring enigma of the cinema world. On its spine is solemnly printed “Waterword Best Move Ever Eddition .” Where Man-Man came across this... »
What Will Replace Bloodsport?
DOWNSTAIRS – It roundhouse-kicked one DVD player. It terrorized guests for months. Bloodsport played incessantly for what seemed like an eternity, but recently, out-of-the-blue, its reign over the downstairs television came to an end. Now, Blue House insiders are begging the question: what will replace Bloodsport? Bloodsport’s reign began months ago when Man-Man discovered... »
Scooter Finds Three Dollars in Washing Machine
LAUNDRY ROOM – With the economy the pivotal issue in the 2012 election, economic prospects in the Blue House took an unexpected upswing this week when Scooter discovered nearly three dollars in the washing machine. Optimism in the House has expanded. “It’s a tough world out there right now,” Scooter said. “Unemployment’s high, the... »
Storm Ravages House
BLUE HOUSE — On Tuesday night, two massive systems collided to spawn one of the most terrible thunderstorms to ever strike the Blue House. Strong winds slammed into the area, and a hurricane-like extravaganza erupted with a force unheard of. Thankfully, no one was injured, but the House’s hallowed grounds suffered immensely. Limbs were... »
Corey’s Party Video Awash In Rumor
BLUE HOUSE — With Corey’s Bachelor Party quickly approaching, only two things are certain. One is that women’s hearts are breaking across the planet with the news that Corey Mac is soon to tie the knot. And two is that a new bachelor party video will soon premiere. Considering that this publication could not... »
Is Tennessee Still The Volunteer State?
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Washington has asked the United States and 50 States to revoke Tennessee’s popular nickname, The Volunteer State. Washingtonians wonder why the state continues to call itself that when it has not made an actual volunteer effort since the war of 1812. “If they wanted to prove themselves, then now is the time,”... »
Does Nickle’s Food Cause Obesity?
BLUE HOUSE — The Blue House scales are straining with the weight of one of its residents. Even the once-sturdy floors are showing signs of collapsing as Scooter packs on gelatinous pounds and waddles around the House. As his waistline expands to previously uncharted pant sizes, he doggedly searches for answers and more food.... »
Bacon, More Bacon, and Angel’s Dung
BLUE HOUSE ‒ Heart disease is described as the leading cause of death for adults in the U.S. besides New Jersey (which kills by just pure existence). Heart disease is slated to remain the number one cause of death until someone commits suicide in a Twilight movie. On Super Bowl Sunday night, the Blue... »
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