When most people think of Mckay Used Books, their thoughts are fond ones. Thoughts of taking one’s unwanted items and exchanging them for a... »
John’s Words of Wisdom
"I don't trust monks. They're always bald and never look you in the eye."
A Day in History…
Mar. 27, 1854
CRIMEAN PENINSULA — The Brits went to war with the Russians. Russia moved into Wallachia and Moldavia in the summer of 1853 to “protect the Orthodox Christians living there.” The French and the British stood... Read More
BH Cinema Presents…
This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
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What Will Replace Bloodsport?
DOWNSTAIRS – It roundhouse-kicked one DVD player. It terrorized guests for months. Bloodsport played incessantly for what seemed like an eternity, but recently, out-of-the-blue, its reign over the downstairs television came to an end. Now, Blue House insiders are begging the question: what will replace Bloodsport? Bloodsport’s reign began months ago when Man-Man discovered... »
Storm Ravages House
BLUE HOUSE — On Tuesday night, two massive systems collided to spawn one of the most terrible thunderstorms to ever strike the Blue House. Strong winds slammed into the area, and a hurricane-like extravaganza erupted with a force unheard of. Thankfully, no one was injured, but the House’s hallowed grounds suffered immensely. Limbs were... »
Corey’s Party Video Awash In Rumor
BLUE HOUSE — With Corey’s Bachelor Party quickly approaching, only two things are certain. One is that women’s hearts are breaking across the planet with the news that Corey Mac is soon to tie the knot. And two is that a new bachelor party video will soon premiere. Considering that this publication could not... »
Is Tennessee Still The Volunteer State?
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Washington has asked the United States and 50 States to revoke Tennessee’s popular nickname, The Volunteer State. Washingtonians wonder why the state continues to call itself that when it has not made an actual volunteer effort since the war of 1812. “If they wanted to prove themselves, then now is the time,”... »
Does Nickle’s Food Cause Obesity?
BLUE HOUSE — The Blue House scales are straining with the weight of one of its residents. Even the once-sturdy floors are showing signs of collapsing as Scooter packs on gelatinous pounds and waddles around the House. As his waistline expands to previously uncharted pant sizes, he doggedly searches for answers and more food.... »
Bacon, More Bacon, and Angel’s Dung
BLUE HOUSE ‒ Heart disease is described as the leading cause of death for adults in the U.S. besides New Jersey (which kills by just pure existence). Heart disease is slated to remain the number one cause of death until someone commits suicide in a Twilight movie. On Super Bowl Sunday night, the Blue... »
Tree Spreads Spirit, for Better or Worse
WEST WING — It is one of those famed family traditions: when Mother Nature is penetrated and one of her majestic plastic trees is cut. With that, the Blue House recently added a second tree to its burgeoning forest of Christmas pine, and the thing looks wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that it lovingly... »
Can a Double Stamp Be Triple Stamped?
BH LEGAL SERVICES, Blue House —Scooter finally accused Nickle of bending the rules too far. In order to end their squabble, The House legal department has sifted through all the unnecessary jargon to answer the one question that matters most: can one triple stamp a double stamp? “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!... »
The Art of Being Man-Man
THE HOUSE – “You better Man-Man up or go lie down, bag ape,” M.C. Fox responds to those who struggle with their training. Fox is identified as the official Man-Man of The House. The Man-Man movement started when Fox noticed a lighthouse collection accumulating in the Corner Room. His solution: a Predator poster erected... »
2010 NFL Forecast Week 5
Last week I took a shot at Tom Coughlin. I get very frustrated that he often loses the respect of his team, and the Giants are very inconsistent. However, I must give him his props on a very classy call Sunday night. The G-Men, up 14, drove easily down the field making it inside... »
Birthday Poll
Loading ...Finally…
M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.
