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Ninja Leaves House in “Peace”

By Scooter

THE PORCH, Blue House – The speech came and went. It was short and sweet. And Ninja is gone, having left the house, as he claimed it, in “peace.” While the speculators expected a speech that would rival Kennedy or Lincoln, Ninja instead delivered a speech that consisted of only 107 words, but many... »

CNN.com: A Front Page Worth Reading

By Scooter

CNN.COM – The Cable News Network (CNN) has always been a favorite watch in The Blue House. Every morning, Scooter wakes and loads up their website, among others, to silence his early craving for news. Yet, as celebrity scandal and misbehavior change the way humans operate daily, the news networks, even CNN, have become... »

Washington Declared Unfit for Santa

By Scooter

WASHINGTON STATE – In a surprising twist to the 2009 holiday season, the North Pole issued a statement declaring the State of Washington unsuitable for Santa Claus. The central reason: a complete lack of well-behaved children. A chief spokesman for Santa said, “After last year’s pointless flight over Washington, we have wholly decided to... »

That Regretful Night…

By Scooter

One night, many eons ago, a group gathered at The Blue House for an old-fashioned game of pong. This game was not ping-pong, arcade pong or even beer pong. What happened instead was a game that would forever live in infamy. The game was Franzia Pong, and it destroyed everyone in its path. The... »

On the Front with Lionelle

By Scooter

THE PORCH – Lionelle sits brooding and holds a constant vigil monitoring Ninja’s unpredictable advances. After repulsing him twice from The Porch, one would think Lionelle would be reveling in her consecutive victories. Yet, she is a much different feline than those on the outside speculate. She is plagued by her thoughts, and those... »

When Parties Collide!

By Scooter

As Hilary Bailey departed the “Blonde and Gone” party on Saturday night, a stark realization became clear to everyone left behind: the party had shifted from Hilary’s going away party to Fryin’ Brian Elmore’s 29th and 30th birthday party. “This was difficult to adapt to at first,” one attendee stated. “It’s two different attitudes... »

Dreams Drown as Pool Drains…VIDEO COVERAGE

By The House

Last night, The Blue House Pool was drained in preparation for the “Blonde and Gone” benefit tomorrow night. While cameras were not allowed for the early ceremonies such as the slideshow and the flying of the doves, The Blue House Lives was granted access to the actual draining. What was witnessed was nothing short... »

Melancholy Expected when Pool Drains…

By Scooter

In preparation for the “Blonde and Gone” benefit this weekend, The Blue House Lives has learned that 650 gallon pool that has brought so much joy during its stay on The Porch is to be drained this evening. The Blue House Lives sophomore Porch correspondent reported, “Tonight, the draining is intended to be a... »

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Secret Twist Ending to The Last Airbender Revealed

My experience as an expert movie reviewer has only taught me three things. The first is that sequels are horrible unless they are a part of a trilogy. Then usually one of them is still horrible. Secondly, there is always room for a cheerleader. Thirdly, M. Night... Read More

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