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Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Flames Fly on Fox’s Birthday
BLUE HOUSE — Astronauts aboard the International Space Station witnessed a strange occurrence Saturday night—a large flare of flaming light seemingly sprouted from the Earth. While it appeared as something sinister, the flare was nothing more than the remains of a wooden wine rack burned to ashes as an unlikely sacrifice celebrating M. C.... »
Bacon, More Bacon, and Angel’s Dung
BLUE HOUSE ‒ Heart disease is described as the leading cause of death for adults in the U.S. besides New Jersey (which kills by just pure existence). Heart disease is slated to remain the number one cause of death until someone commits suicide in a Twilight movie. On Super Bowl Sunday night, the Blue... »
Halloween Party Rides Again!
BLUE HOUSE – For the seven hundred and twenty-first year in-a-row, the Blue House will host its annual Halloween Party. The party that has been described in recent decades as “the go-to event of the year” will ride again. Last year’s gala received the praise of thousands, including such remarks as “it was the... »
Christmas Party Proves Pleasing
THE BLUE HOUSE – On Saturday night, friends of The Blue House gathered for the annual Christmas Party. After a night of festive joy and goodwill toward one another, critics deemed the party a great success and lauded The House on its yuletide spirit. “The party was a true blessing,” one critic stated. “They... »
Halloween Party Deemed Success
THE BLUE HOUSE – On Saturday night, The Winner of the World observed the two-year anniversary of earning his sacred moniker. When he, along with The Winnerette, strolled into The Blue House for the annual Halloween party, he realized, at that exact moment, that there was no better place to celebrate the anniversary. If... »
Corey Mac Delivers the Goods with Mustard and Cornhole
On Saturday evening, Corey McPherson and his domestic partner Shauna Margetson delivered a cookout that rivaled any gala of the summer. Corey was observed early in the evening grilling myriad delicacies such as hot dogs and hamburgers. He performed it all alone save for a trusty bottle of water to shoot down splintery flames.... »
The Silence is Deafening
The Blue House has befallen hard times, or so it seems. In an era of uncertainty, few dreams seem to be held dearest to that of liberty. Will the financial burden stifle the creativity or will a stimulus plan arrive just in time to rescue them all? As all of you know, we had a... »
When Parties Collide!
As Hilary Bailey departed the “Blonde and Gone” party on Saturday night, a stark realization became clear to everyone left behind: the party had shifted from Hilary’s going away party to Fryin’ Brian Elmore’s 29th and 30th birthday party. “This was difficult to adapt to at first,” one attendee stated. “It’s two different attitudes... »
The Legends Defend Their Gold
Everyone attending the “Blonde and Gone” party Saturday evening knew that eventually all eyes would be on the beer pong table. All week, there had been rumors that two folk heroes would make an appearance and turn beer pong into a grand spectacle. It was only when they walked out with flashbulbs exploding around... »
Carl Winslow Confirms Attendance!
Today the BHL staff recieved a confirmation that one of our heroes, Carl Winslow, will be attending a benefit we are partially hosting. We hate to tear him away from his family matters but are excited to hear about his appearance. Hopefully a sitdown will be in the works. Maybe he will spew a... »
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