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Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Is Tennessee Still The Volunteer State?
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Washington has asked the United States and 50 States to revoke Tennessee’s popular nickname, The Volunteer State. Washingtonians wonder why the state continues to call itself that when it has not made an actual volunteer effort since the war of 1812. “If they wanted to prove themselves, then now is the time,”... »
Man Defecates the State of Washington
MADISON, Wisc. — “It really wasn’t that unbelievable,” Buck Downer, a local bricklayer said. “I just looked down, and there it was. No coincidence at all.” What Downer referred to was his recent defecation experience, which rendered an unlikely result: a turd that resembled the state of Washington exactly. Along with Downer, respected doctors... »
College Football 2010: Week 5
How is it that Arthur Fonzarelli went on to become the best college football coach in the country? He must have had an epiphany after he jumped that shark. Yet, why did he change his name to Nick Saban? That one, no one will ever figure out. His number one ranked Crimson Tide get... »
Tennessee’s Water Worse than Washington’s Air
TENNESSEE – Over 500 Coca-cola employees have gone on strike since August 28th. One employee said they had been overworked to compensate for the mass import of the product to Tennessee. Most Tennesseans prefer to drink Coke or Mountain Dew because their water is impotable to humans. Unfortunately for The Volunteer State, the Appalachian... »
Air Quality in Hell Better than in Washington
SEATTLE, Wash. – A recent report indicated that the air quality in Washington State is far worse than any other state. The air is so bad, in fact, that many researchers have declared that the air is better in Hell than in the Evergreen State. Why the air is so bad is actually not... »
Support for Washington Grows
SEATTLE – The isolation of Washington State by a vast wall has stirred up a lot of controversy, extending beyond just the politics of the matter. The national Congress’s decision to build a wall surrounding the border of the state has proven to be a highly disputed topic in the West. The Federal government... »
Lawmakers Call for Wall around Washington State
OLYMPIA, WA – Following Arizona’s strict immigration legislation, some states were expected to follow suit and pass legislation of their own. Yet, no one expected what the national Congress called for yesterday: an impenetrable wall around the state of Washington. Backlash was expected, and it came when state lawmakers gathered in Olympia yesterday to... »
Washington Hires New Santa
SEATTLE – At a conference held in Seattle, Washington, an elite group of Northwest representatives congregated over the issue of Santa Claus’s refusal to deliver to the State of Washington. Officials agree that they don’t want a biased Santa invading their home states, so the traditional Santa Claus has been banned from all over... »
Whirlpool Arrives at Blue House
THE KITCHEN – A new fragrance was detected in the air of The Blue House Kitchen. The smell was almost indistinguishable, but still determined as the scent, of a new dishwasher. The Whirlpool’s arrival was greeted by Blue House members with much anticipation and relief. Its delayed homecoming was an inconvenience shared by all... »
Washington Declared Unfit for Santa
WASHINGTON STATE – In a surprising twist to the 2009 holiday season, the North Pole issued a statement declaring the State of Washington unsuitable for Santa Claus. The central reason: a complete lack of well-behaved children. A chief spokesman for Santa said, “After last year’s pointless flight over Washington, we have wholly decided to... »
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