Blue House Sports
Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Lost Footage of Titanic Discovered
Wiggs stopped by and entered the House with a spry step. He sauntered straight into the Kitchen wearing a face red with excitement. “I have to show you something,” he said. “It’s amazing.” “How amazing?” I said. Wiggs beamed. “It’s magical.” I followed him to the driveway where, exhibited to my eyes, was Wiggs’s... »
Is Waterworld the Best Movie Ever?
EAST WING – Deep in the East Wing on Man-Man’s DVD rests a film copy highly sought after by collectors. The austere black casing fronted in solid black could be an enduring enigma of the cinema world. On its spine is solemnly printed “Waterword Best Move Ever Eddition .” Where Man-Man came across this... »
Basketball Goal Renewed
DRIVEWAY – This week, Scooter invested in a new net for the Blue House basketball goal, and it initiated a large-scale renovation. The driveway has now transformed into one of the premier basketball venues in the country. Before the renewal, the court was simply a driveway, an old store-bought goal, and a decaying hoop and... »
Storm Ravages House
BLUE HOUSE — On Tuesday night, two massive systems collided to spawn one of the most terrible thunderstorms to ever strike the Blue House. Strong winds slammed into the area, and a hurricane-like extravaganza erupted with a force unheard of. Thankfully, no one was injured, but the House’s hallowed grounds suffered immensely. Limbs were... »
MX-6 Starts, House Suffocates
THE GARAGE — Last weekend, The Blue House heard an extraordinary noise. The cause? The MX6 (a.k.a. Gibraltar) fired up for the first time in a very, very long time. Fumes of hard work diffused throughout the house, filling the air with proud molecules of carbon monoxide. House members stood in awe as they made... »
Is Tennessee Still The Volunteer State?
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Washington has asked the United States and 50 States to revoke Tennessee’s popular nickname, The Volunteer State. Washingtonians wonder why the state continues to call itself that when it has not made an actual volunteer effort since the war of 1812. “If they wanted to prove themselves, then now is the time,”... »
Does Nickle’s Food Cause Obesity?
BLUE HOUSE — The Blue House scales are straining with the weight of one of its residents. Even the once-sturdy floors are showing signs of collapsing as Scooter packs on gelatinous pounds and waddles around the House. As his waistline expands to previously uncharted pant sizes, he doggedly searches for answers and more food.... »
Bacon, More Bacon, and Angel’s Dung
BLUE HOUSE ‒ Heart disease is described as the leading cause of death for adults in the U.S. besides New Jersey (which kills by just pure existence). Heart disease is slated to remain the number one cause of death until someone commits suicide in a Twilight movie. On Super Bowl Sunday night, the Blue... »
Donkey Brays Dangerously Close
BLUE HOUSE — For the past few years, a radical bird barraged the house with midnight chirps and whistles This year, the bird disappeared. And while peace should be at hand, it is not. A donkey has taken up the reins, and it brays through the night driving a stake into the hearts of... »
Will the New Kitty Upset the Peace?
BLUE HOUSE — It only took three days. Nickle returned to the House on Saturday, and by Tuesday, she had brought a new kitty within its hallowed halls. Since that day, the kitten, called Smokey, has galvanized the House with personality and playfulness that appear unmatched. Yet, as the love-fest for this feline perpetuates,... »
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