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Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Fox Conjures Forza Ghosts
EAST WING- Odd things have occurred at The Blue House before, but phantom racing hasn’t been one of them until recently. This ghostly activity began when East Wing dweller M.C Fox joined Forza Motorsport racing. Fox has frequented the game on a regular basis, and even dropped in on his lunch breaks to race... »
Lasagna Gone; Hostilities Calmed
THE KITCHEN – Early on Thursday morning, the pleasant scent of chocolate brownies pervaded The House. The smell was Leelee’s doing, as she spent the morning preparing a savory platter of brownies. Many around The House wondered whether this culinary action was an affront directed toward Nichole following the lasagna crisis from earlier in... »
Lasagna War Baking Up?
THE KITCHEN – Within the past two days, both Nichole and Leelee cooked a lavish lasagna dish in the Blue House Kitchen. This sudden eruption of Italian cuisine has prompted many around The House to become uneasy. Does this signal the beginning of a lasagna war between The Blue House’s two premier culinarians? “I... »
Untamed Creature Crawls Out of Sink
EAST WING BATHROOM – When Jeff L. Horner urinated on Wednesday afternoon, he glanced over at the sink and witnessed something highly unusual. “I was merely side-glancing, you know,” he said. “And I just happened to look over at that instant and there it was.” What Horner observed was a lizard innocently grazing around... »
Sophie Mauls Bird; Sends Message to Other Cats
THE PORCH – Sophie’s first conclave with Ninja at his Porch headquarters came to a surprising conclusion on Wednesday when Sophie captured an aberrant bird and nearly mauled it to death. Once House officials removed Sophie, the bird flew to a safer height, but a sanguineous wound was clearly visible under its left wing.... »
Kitchen Clean for Now. What’s Next?
THE KITCHEN – With all the political smoke blown, it seems that something is finally being accomplished. Over the past six months, officials and representatives have done nothing but bicker about specificities, and back-door deals have been cut at a rapid pace. But, finally, something has been done. The Blue House Kitchen is clean.... »
Wings with Fryin’ Brian
KNOXVILLE, TN - This is the story of when I witnessed a man eat fire. It was a Tuesday, and the sky looked like slate. Nichole and I had slid into a parking spot in front of Quaker Steak and Lube. We were early. “Are you going to eat them?” she asked. “I might try one.... »
The Editor Unveiled
BHL HEADQUARTERS – It came as a shock to us all when The Blue House’s writer, Jeff L. Horner, came out of the closet. “The Blue House’s editor has always been a man of mystery. Then Horner decided to ruin it for us all” co-writer Nichole stated at a press conference earlier. It has... »
Awards Show Entertaining, if Controversial
THE PALACE AT BLUE HOUSE CENTRAL – Last night, at a star-studded event, The Blue House Lives held its first annual awards banquet. While many nominees hoped to gain glory, only a few were honored as the very best from the past year. The show itself was regarded as “quite the experience” by many... »
March Madness, Blue House Style
After dominating the college football world last fall, The Blue House Lives is now offering our expertise in the world of college basketball. Yes, that’s right: It’s March Madness time! After an entire 72 hours of consulting with our world-renowned sports pundits, The Blue House Lives is now ready to offer our complete brackets.... »
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