A thief strikes and takes cow juice from the refrigerator.

Earlier, a thief struck The Blue House refrigerator and stole a jug of milk. The Blue House Lives is involved in an ongoing investigation to discover the culprit behind this act. We have discovered a video that sheds an enormous amount of light on the crime.

We hope that eventually the milk will be recovered and the criminal caught. The Blue House Lives senior kitchen correspondent relates, “The Blue House is in a frenzy over the milk theft. They fear that their calcium levels could reach dangerous depths if it is not found soon.”

Here is the video that has surfaced regarding the crime. Forensic experts are baffled by this, as it seems to have been produced during a bygone era. Enjoy.

The seven beers could cause a huge stir.

There is a simple fact that must be acknowledged at the house this present moment: there are seven Coors Lights in the refrigerator. That they reside in the fridge is not an unbelievable detail, for many a beer has found its way into the Blue House chill-box. No, the unbelievable fact is that these beers have been there since Saturday and have not been drunk. This situation raises the eyebrows of many experts, for it is now unknown as to the fate of these beers. In simple terms, who will drink them, or, even more perplexing, are they, as many claim, untouchable?

These questions will be the subject of intense observation by the Blue House Lives. So far, no one is willing to comment on the status of those seven silver bullets, but everyone tacitly agrees that something must be done. Pundits everywhere have expressed the basic ambiguities regarding full beers that are more than a couple of days old.

Firstly, it becomes difficult to determine whose beer is actually clogging up the refrigerator. At the Blue House, this usually is not a difficult drawback, yet there are times that establishing an owner’s identity becomes a pressing issue. Some have pushed for legislation that places a specific definition on an owner’s period of ownership. Therefore, if a beer outstays its welcome, it becomes what is referred to as “fair game”. Overall, anyone who has a thirst can quench it with the overstayed beer.

The beers could cause major blockage in the refridgerator. By the way, we would like to thank Dole, Brita, and Coors Light for today's unofficial sponsership.

Secondly, the beer simply clogs up the refrigerator. This blockage prevents other beverages, such as milk, soda, or simply more beer from being placed in the fridge. In a place with so many cohabitants like the Blue House, blockage leads to close conflict and the potential for open warfare. So far, no conflicts have broken out over the beers, but the Blue House Lives will be on-scene if belligerency does occur.

The Blue House Lives chief kitchen correspondent reminds us that there has been a spike in the milk consumption in the Blue House. How this will affect those seven beers is still unknown, but it is possible that a complete diary takeover could take place within the confines of the magnet-clad fridge. Yet, it must be remembered that this is all presupposition, but many experts have had presentiments that some crisis stemming from the Coors Lights is approaching. The Blue House Lives will persist in its ongoing coverage of the seven silver bullets and will soon answer whether the beers are, in fact, untouchable.