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M.C. Fox: Miracle Worker?

By Scooter

THE EAST WING – Michael C. Fox recently came into possession of a fancy high-definition television. Yet, while the TV appeared grand on the outside, it had unknown traumas within: it didn’t work. While this would discourage the average man, Michael C. Fox gratefully accepted the challenge. “I can fix it,” he said. Yet,... »

Fox Reignites Amazon War!

By Scooter

AMAZON.COM – The Blue House Lives has learned that Michael C. Fox, II has officially recommenced hostilities in the Amazon War. The action performed was use the of a $25 Reward Certificate that Fox received through the continual application of his Amazon credit card. “This is a surprise attack on Striker,” The Blue House Lives... »

Trash Bag, Body Bag, or Bag from Space?

By Scooter

Local authorities had their interests peaked in the direction of The Blue House this week when an conspicuous trash bag was placed outside for pickup. “The bag resembled no trash bag I ever seen,” one of the trash collectors stated. The bag was much larger than an ordinary bag and appeared to many on... »

M.C. Fox: Roundball Royalty?

By Scooter

“What M.C. Fox can do in his bedroom is uncanny,” The Blue House Lives sophomore sports correspondent says. While many read that statement as some sexual declaration or a reference to tabooed practice of self-abuse, do not fret: the correspondent is simply referring to basketball. M.C. Fox, it was discovered, is a tree hockey... »

Lionelle and Ninja go to War

By Scooter

This week, what was known by many but acknowledged by none came to pass. Lionelle, the self-proclaimed queen of the Blue House, offically declared war on Ninja, the immigrant from Jackson Avenue. Initial reports indicate that it has started quietly as a war of attrition, but experts warn that it may soon become an all out... »

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M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.

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Secret Twist Ending to The Last Airbender Revealed

My experience as an expert movie reviewer has only taught me three things. The first is that sequels are horrible unless they are a part of a trilogy. Then usually one of them is still horrible. Secondly, there is always room for a cheerleader. Thirdly, M. Night... Read More

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