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M.C. Fox: Tokyo Star

By Scooter

TOKYO – M.C. Fox is at it again. Following his heroic exploits in bedroom basketball and the Amazon War, he took his infinitesimal talent to the Far East. While in Japan, Fox conquered the myriad street racing gangs that haunt Tokyo’s highways. In the process, he even defeated the ultimate boss, simply known as... »

Whittler’s Meadow Presents: The Bi-Lo Experience

By The House

Before The Blue House, two of its contributors, scooter and Man-Man, embarked on a series of adventures marked completely by their pointlessness. In 2002, the two went to Bi-Lo with two other companions, Fue and Amy, to turn off the automatic doors. This caused panic at the local grocer, for consumers could not enter... »

On the Front with Lionelle

By Scooter

THE PORCH – Lionelle sits brooding and holds a constant vigil monitoring Ninja’s unpredictable advances. After repulsing him twice from The Porch, one would think Lionelle would be reveling in her consecutive victories. Yet, she is a much different feline than those on the outside speculate. She is plagued by her thoughts, and those... »

Mario Kart Kraziness!

By Scooter

THE BLUE HOUSE – For a couple of years now, there has been an intense rivalry in the Blue House settled around Super Mario Kart 64. This rivalry, while it has failed to intrigue the population overall, has entrenched itself within the hearts and thoughts of a select few. This rivalry is waged between... »

Dreams Drown as Pool Drains…VIDEO COVERAGE

By The House

Last night, The Blue House Pool was drained in preparation for the “Blonde and Gone” benefit tomorrow night. While cameras were not allowed for the early ceremonies such as the slideshow and the flying of the doves, The Blue House Lives was granted access to the actual draining. What was witnessed was nothing short... »

Whittler’s Meadow Preview Released! VIDEO INCLUDED!

By The House

A new cinematic preview was released today that has all the world talking. Strangely enough, however, it did not come from Comic Con. It came from the up-and-coming Whittler’s Meadow of Knoxville, the unpredictable film company oversaw by M.C. Fox, II. The preview itself seems to lay out Whittler’s Meadow’s agenda: randomness to the... »

Is a Treaty in the Works?

By caudle

Today, out of the blue, a peace accord may have been achieved. The Neighborhood, once in turmoil by the red car, received a sign, nay a signal, no an olive branch, from a Neighborhood’s diplomatic family representative by way of the brother. The blue truck of hope was drawn out of their camp waving a... »

We Didn’t Start the Fire…

By Scooter

Last night, all local aristocracy converged upon the Carlisle Estates for what was promised to be the biggest outdoor gathering of the summer. The gala surrounded a large bonfire that was described by one observer as “orange and hot.” The festivity was hosted by John H. Carlisle, the automotive tire tycoon. Attendance was modest at... »

M.C. Fox: Roundball Royalty?

By Scooter

“What M.C. Fox can do in his bedroom is uncanny,” The Blue House Lives sophomore sports correspondent says. While many read that statement as some sexual declaration or a reference to tabooed practice of self-abuse, do not fret: the correspondent is simply referring to basketball. M.C. Fox, it was discovered, is a tree hockey... »

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Strangest Christmas film?

Throughout the decades, there have been handfuls of strange Christmas videos. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians comes to mind immediately. One of the strangest, however, was released...

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The Couch Surfer Returns

By Scooter

THE BLUE HOUSE - In The Study, I almost immediately noticed it: the crumpled blanket, the disheveled cushions and the pillow carved out in the shape of a head. Like the three little bears, someone has been sleeping on The Study’s couch. It was then, at that very moment, I realized it: the Couch Surfer was back. Read More