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Flames Fly on Fox’s Birthday

By Scooter

BLUE HOUSE — Astronauts aboard the International Space Station witnessed a strange occurrence Saturday night—a large flare of flaming light seemingly sprouted from the Earth. While it appeared as something sinister, the flare was nothing more than the remains of a wooden wine rack burned to ashes as an unlikely sacrifice celebrating M. C.... »

House Recruits for Fox Replacement

By Nickle

THE HOUSE – In exhausting efforts to find a new computer tech, Blue House recruiters have compiled a list of potential replacements for M.C Fox’s old position. “Well, our first consideration for the job is obviously The Winner of the World, but getting him isn’t going to be a piece of cake,” recruiter Jeff... »

M.C. Fox: Tokyo Star

By Scooter

TOKYO – M.C. Fox is at it again. Following his heroic exploits in bedroom basketball and the Amazon War, he took his infinitesimal talent to the Far East. While in Japan, Fox conquered the myriad street racing gangs that haunt Tokyo’s highways. In the process, he even defeated the ultimate boss, simply known as... »

M.C. Fox: Miracle Worker?

By Scooter

THE EAST WING – Michael C. Fox recently came into possession of a fancy high-definition television. Yet, while the TV appeared grand on the outside, it had unknown traumas within: it didn’t work. While this would discourage the average man, Michael C. Fox gratefully accepted the challenge. “I can fix it,” he said. Yet,... »

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Coffee beans are not beans. They are fruit pits.

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M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.

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