Blue House Sports
Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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What Will Replace Bloodsport?
DOWNSTAIRS – It roundhouse-kicked one DVD player. It terrorized guests for months. Bloodsport played incessantly for what seemed like an eternity, but recently, out-of-the-blue, its reign over the downstairs television came to an end. Now, Blue House insiders are begging the question: what will replace Bloodsport? Bloodsport’s reign began months ago when Man-Man discovered... »
Basketball Goal Renewed
DRIVEWAY – This week, Scooter invested in a new net for the Blue House basketball goal, and it initiated a large-scale renovation. The driveway has now transformed into one of the premier basketball venues in the country. Before the renewal, the court was simply a driveway, an old store-bought goal, and a decaying hoop and... »
Storm Ravages House
BLUE HOUSE — On Tuesday night, two massive systems collided to spawn one of the most terrible thunderstorms to ever strike the Blue House. Strong winds slammed into the area, and a hurricane-like extravaganza erupted with a force unheard of. Thankfully, no one was injured, but the House’s hallowed grounds suffered immensely. Limbs were... »
Does Nickle’s Food Cause Obesity?
BLUE HOUSE — The Blue House scales are straining with the weight of one of its residents. Even the once-sturdy floors are showing signs of collapsing as Scooter packs on gelatinous pounds and waddles around the House. As his waistline expands to previously uncharted pant sizes, he doggedly searches for answers and more food.... »
The Art of Being Man-Man
THE HOUSE – “You better Man-Man up or go lie down, bag ape,” M.C. Fox responds to those who struggle with their training. Fox is identified as the official Man-Man of The House. The Man-Man movement started when Fox noticed a lighthouse collection accumulating in the Corner Room. His solution: a Predator poster erected... »
Man-Man Eats Corn Cob for Breakfast
KITCHEN, Blue House – A nutritional breakfast, they say, is an integral part of any day. Man-Man believes this too, and he proved it on Sunday morning by devouring a juicy corn-on-the-cob for breakfast. “It’s the breakfast of champions,” Man-Man said. Sources now believe that the corn came from KFC, which has already been... »
The Editor Unveiled
BHL HEADQUARTERS – It came as a shock to us all when The Blue House’s writer, Jeff L. Horner, came out of the closet. “The Blue House’s editor has always been a man of mystery. Then Horner decided to ruin it for us all” co-writer Nichole stated at a press conference earlier. It has... »
Tree Hauling With Man-Man
Following the holiday season, it is only customary for residents of The Blue House to humbly take down the Christmas decorations and return The House to its normal state. Although the removal of the decorations is socially acceptable thing to do, it is a melancholy time for everyone involved. Yet, when Man-Man is behind... »
Man-Manzilla Ravages Whisker City
WHISKER CITY- A once quiet city, suddenly demolished by the uncontrollable excitement of Man-Manzilla, and on the night of Blue House member Nichole’s birthday. It was like any other birthday, Nichole recalls, filled with friends, laughter, and all around good times. Then suddenly, without warning, Man-Man transformed into Man-Manzilla. He became very similar to... »
New Game Seizes House
THE HOUSE – The game: O.G. The origin: Unknown. Popularity status of this infamous Northwest card game has been skyrocketing ever since the “great” Northwest correspondent Nichole (yet to receive an official nickname) has introduced it to The Blue House. Members of The House are considering dropping off the proper forms to committee in... »
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