Whittler's Meadow promises a more pleasurable way to drop a Crompton.

Whittler’s Meadow recently launched a campaign to provide a much-needed product to the world. That product is the comprehensive Bathroom Entertainment Center. While many have tried similar products in the past, Whittler’s Meadow feels that it has the most practical design.

One satisfied customer reported, “I’ve never had such an invigorating experience in the loo. I think it even made my poo smell better.” With regard to this last statement, Jeff L. Horner, renowned Whittler’s Meadow contributor, said, “Nope. It’s not true. Andre 3000 told us all that roses still smell like poo poo poo.”

It is affirmative, however, that the Bathroom Entertainment Center enhances even the most mundane of water-closet visits. Critics have spoken. In fact, one actually did voice his opinion. He stated, “Whittler’s Meadow actually makes me want to pull down my trouser, slam my undies to the floor, and let loose the fury from below.”

Here is the notable advertisement that Whittler’s Meadow aired at the Double-Decker Commercial Festival: