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Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Corey’s Party Video Awash In Rumor
BLUE HOUSE — With Corey’s Bachelor Party quickly approaching, only two things are certain. One is that women’s hearts are breaking across the planet with the news that Corey Mac is soon to tie the knot. And two is that a new bachelor party video will soon premiere. Considering that this publication could not... »
MX-6 Starts, House Suffocates
THE GARAGE — Last weekend, The Blue House heard an extraordinary noise. The cause? The MX6 (a.k.a. Gibraltar) fired up for the first time in a very, very long time. Fumes of hard work diffused throughout the house, filling the air with proud molecules of carbon monoxide. House members stood in awe as they made... »
Is Tennessee Still The Volunteer State?
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Washington has asked the United States and 50 States to revoke Tennessee’s popular nickname, The Volunteer State. Washingtonians wonder why the state continues to call itself that when it has not made an actual volunteer effort since the war of 1812. “If they wanted to prove themselves, then now is the time,”... »
Fox Challenged by Drift Achievement
EAST WING, Blue House — While it was reported that M.C. Fox had defeated Forza Motorsport 3, it seems that the accolade was preemptive. Fox is actually one achievement point short of conquering the game, and that one achievement has been nothing short of a colossal challenge. The challenge is drifting, and it requires... »
Donkey Brays Dangerously Close
BLUE HOUSE — For the past few years, a radical bird barraged the house with midnight chirps and whistles This year, the bird disappeared. And while peace should be at hand, it is not. A donkey has taken up the reins, and it brays through the night driving a stake into the hearts of... »
Snow Freezes “Versatile” SVX
BLUE HOUSE — As snow pummeled the East Coast this weekend, the Subaru SVX, with its touted all-wheel drive system, sat quietly in the garage. The vehicle had once been praised for its winter weather versatility, but following this weekend’s storm, many experts believe that it may be all hype. M.C. Fox still stands... »
Tree Spreads Spirit, for Better or Worse
WEST WING — It is one of those famed family traditions: when Mother Nature is penetrated and one of her majestic plastic trees is cut. With that, the Blue House recently added a second tree to its burgeoning forest of Christmas pine, and the thing looks wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that it lovingly... »
Santa Cokes Herald Holiday Happiness
NORTH POLE – It is the same every year: Santa Claus goes into the garage and, in preparation for Christmas, changes the oil on his sleigh. Luckily for the world, he does not simply dispose of his oil like any gearhead. Instead, he sells it to the Coca-Cola Company. That is why the planet gets... »
The Art of Being Man-Man
THE HOUSE – “You better Man-Man up or go lie down, bag ape,” M.C. Fox responds to those who struggle with their training. Fox is identified as the official Man-Man of The House. The Man-Man movement started when Fox noticed a lighthouse collection accumulating in the Corner Room. His solution: a Predator poster erected... »
Anthrax Scare Hits House
BAY THREE, Garage – A shocking discovery of white, powdery residue was found all over The Blue House lawn mower. In preparation for the worst, some have taken the necessary precautions that typically follow chemical warfare. The Substance was discovered after Carlisle used M.C Fox’s sand blaster. Graduates from the University of Wikipedia researched... »
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