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Smokey Air Raids The Porch
THE PORCH — Unexpectedly and forcibly, Smokey launched an air assault on The Porch today. Her mission was to avenge an “unprovoked” sting to her face by an ill-tempered hornet on Saturday. Smokey stated that she had only been courting the hornet into a prospective trade agreement. Trade agreements are rare between felines and... »
New Fort Exacerbates Kitty Concerns
LIVING ROOM, Blue House — With Smokey and Lionelle on the brink of war, a new feline fort towers over the living room carpet. The fort, dubbed Fort Meow, stands roughly three feet high and commands a highly strategic view of the House’s front lawn. Three elegant levels comprise its structure, and a luxurious... »
Will the New Kitty Upset the Peace?
BLUE HOUSE — It only took three days. Nickle returned to the House on Saturday, and by Tuesday, she had brought a new kitty within its hallowed halls. Since that day, the kitten, called Smokey, has galvanized the House with personality and playfulness that appear unmatched. Yet, as the love-fest for this feline perpetuates,... »
Tree Spreads Spirit, for Better or Worse
WEST WING — It is one of those famed family traditions: when Mother Nature is penetrated and one of her majestic plastic trees is cut. With that, the Blue House recently added a second tree to its burgeoning forest of Christmas pine, and the thing looks wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that it lovingly... »
Ninja Returns!
BLUE HOUSE – A wary Blue House witnessed the return of Ninja this week. The former feline emperor entered the House as a revered guest in order to observe Blue House operations “from the sidelines only.” “He is not here with any malicious designs,” Jeff L. Horner, senior Kitty Konflict korrespondent, stated. “I know... »
Ninja Leaves House in “Peace”
THE PORCH, Blue House – The speech came and went. It was short and sweet. And Ninja is gone, having left the house, as he claimed it, in “peace.” While the speculators expected a speech that would rival Kennedy or Lincoln, Ninja instead delivered a speech that consisted of only 107 words, but many... »
House in Turmoil Following Abdication
BLUE HOUSE – “This is a time of great tribulation. Whether we hold up as a house remains to be seen. I sincerely hope so. But we need leadership right now. We need it badly.” These words were spoken by the editor of this publication in a statement describing the profound emotion surrounding Ninja’s... »
Lionelle Meets Sophie at Study Window
STUDY WINDOW – Once made desolate in a decisive battle between Lionelle and Ninja, Study Window has now become the site of a Yalta-esque conference between Lionelle and Sophie. This conference shocked many bystanders as Sophie has just entered the fray of kitty politics, but Lionelle may use this meeting to fight off rumors... »
House Welcomes New Kitty
THE HOUSE- As the kitty conflict heightens over Ninja’s victory as Kitty of the Year, Lionelle follows in close pursuit, and she is determined to put an end to his reign. Despite all the tension and hostility, a new bright and shining light beams into The House. This light comes in the form of... »
Ninja Gives State of The House Address
THE KITCHEN– The State of The House address was given recently by elected Kitty of the Year, Ninja, to a fully-packed House conference session. The speech was given on the floor of The Kitchen, where Ninja sat tall and erect on a stool at The Kitchen counter. As always, the presiding officer, Princess Sophia... »


This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.


