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Ninja Leaves House in “Peace”

By Scooter

THE PORCH, Blue House – The speech came and went. It was short and sweet. And Ninja is gone, having left the house, as he claimed it, in “peace.” While the speculators expected a speech that would rival Kennedy or Lincoln, Ninja instead delivered a speech that consisted of only 107 words, but many... »

House in Turmoil Following Abdication

By Scooter

BLUE HOUSE – “This is a time of great tribulation. Whether we hold up as a house remains to be seen. I sincerely hope so. But we need leadership right now. We need it badly.” These words were spoken by the editor of this publication in a statement describing the profound emotion surrounding Ninja’s... »

Lionelle Meets Sophie at Study Window

By Scooter

STUDY WINDOW – Once made desolate in a decisive battle between Lionelle and Ninja, Study Window has now become the site of a Yalta-esque conference between Lionelle and Sophie. This conference shocked many bystanders as Sophie has just entered the fray of kitty politics, but Lionelle may use this meeting to fight off rumors... »

House Welcomes New Kitty

By Nickle

THE HOUSE- As the kitty conflict heightens over Ninja’s victory as Kitty of the Year, Lionelle follows in close pursuit, and she is determined to put an end to his reign. Despite all the tension and hostility, a new bright and shining light beams into The House. This light comes in the form of... »

Ninja Gives State of The House Address

By Nickle

THE KITCHEN– The State of The House address was given recently by elected Kitty of the Year, Ninja, to a fully-packed House conference session. The speech was given on the floor of The Kitchen, where Ninja sat tall and erect on a stool at The Kitchen counter. As always, the presiding officer, Princess Sophia... »

Lionelle Still Has Support

By Scooter

Whether or not you were pleased with Ninja’s victory in the Kitty of the Year poll on Tuesday, you had to take notice. Lionelle, once thought to be dead in the water, put forth a quite admirable campaign and almost knocked off the heavily-favored Ninja. The simple fact that she received 47 percent of... »

Ninja Wins Close Vote

By Scooter

THE BLUE HOUSE – After the dust settled following a wild voting crunch on Tuesday, Ninja emerged as The Blue House’s Kitty of the Year by winning The Kitty Konflict poll in a close contest. He defeated his rival Lionelle by 8 percent of the vote, 53 to 47. The poll’s close came as... »

Ninja Captures The Porch!

By Scooter

THE PORCH – In an operation made for the history books, Ninja finally captured The Porch. He did so with an all-out assault that rivaled only blitzkrieg in its intensity. After a grueling defense, Lionelle, facing certain annihilation, was faced to abandon her longtime stronghold. “When the tanks rolled in,” The Blue House Lives... »

Man-Manzilla Ravages Whisker City

By Nickle

WHISKER CITY- A once quiet city, suddenly demolished by the uncontrollable excitement of Man-Manzilla, and on the night of Blue House member Nichole’s birthday.  It was like any other birthday, Nichole recalls, filled with friends, laughter, and all around good times. Then suddenly, without warning, Man-Man transformed into Man-Manzilla. He became very similar to... »

President Obama Intervenes in Kitty Konflict

By Scooter

WASHINGTON, D.C. – “We have an undying responsibility to uphold peace,” The President said this week at the Dry Gap Convention, a peace initiative created in order to settle the ongoing Kitty Konflict. President Obama headed a coalition of thirty-two nations in the effort. “We all know that Ninja’s got a peaceful heart,” Obama... »

Empire Dissolved?

Ninja abdicates his throne and shaves his fur in an event that could dictate policy in the Blue House for years to come. Read More

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