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It’s Proven: Water Quenches Thirst

By Scooter

KITCHEN, Blue House – Jeff L. Horner was parched. In order to cure himself, he padded his way into the kitchen. Yet, upon arrival, he was struck by the thought that the kitchen housed nothing at all drinkable. “I was utterly heartbroken,” he said. “I couldn’t find any juice, milk, or soda. I had... »

House Dishwasher Replaced

By Nickle

THE KITCHEN – On Saturday, 5, December, The House was to expect its long-awaited and overdue brand-new dishwasher to come in and replace the old one. The new dishwasher, a Whirlpool, was purchased by House Commander-and-Chief M.C. Fox on the blackest of black Fridays last month. Once it came time for installation, it became... »

Girls Cash In On Services…

By Scooter

THE KITCHEN – “I thought they were hookers,” one recent visitor to The Blue House commented on the two money-filled mason jars planted atop the refrigerator. The visitor was obviously referencing the names scrawled across the two jars: “Steff” and “Nicold”. “I can understand the mistake,” Jeff L. Horner said. “I’m sorry to burst... »

Kitty Kollision in Kitchen

By Scooter

THE KITCHEN – Lionelle scurried from The Porch earlier to survey the surrounding area when she encountered Ninja in The Kitchen. The two then provided the first hostilities of the Kitty Konflict in quite some time. One onlooker reported: “Neither of them seemed to be prepared, but they went ahead anyway. That’s the nature... »

Milk Thief Strikes! VIDEO COVERAGE!

By The House

Earlier, a thief struck The Blue House refrigerator and stole a jug of milk. The Blue House Lives is involved in an ongoing investigation to discover the culprit behind this act. We have discovered a video that sheds an enormous amount of light on the crime. We hope that eventually the milk will be... »

Health Care Crisis Snowballs

By Scooter

“We cannot let this set us back. We must strike back at those malignant forces standing in the way of progress,” the Upstart (whose name is still unknown because we at The Blue House Lives have not made it up yet) declared after his proposed health care reform fell flat this weekend. The dirty... »

Untouchables?

By Scooter

There is a simple fact that must be acknowledged at the house this present moment: there are seven Coors Lights in the refrigerator. That they reside in the fridge is not an unbelievable detail, for many a beer has found its way into the Blue House chill-box. No, the unbelievable fact is that these... »

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Coffee beans are not beans. They are fruit pits.

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M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.

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Secret Twist Ending to The Last Airbender Revealed

My experience as an expert movie reviewer has only taught me three things. The first is that sequels are horrible unless they are a part of a trilogy. Then usually one of them is still horrible. Secondly, there is always room for a cheerleader. Thirdly, M. Night... Read More

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