Last year I went a measly 23-17. (Granted two of those losses should be accredited to the referees.) I seek to improve this year, and... »
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House Dishwasher Replaced
THE KITCHEN – On Saturday, 5, December, The House was to expect its long-awaited and overdue brand-new dishwasher to come in and replace the old one. The new dishwasher, a Whirlpool, was purchased by House Commander-and-Chief M.C. Fox on the blackest of black Fridays last month. Once it came time for installation, it became... »
Girls Cash In On Services…
THE KITCHEN – “I thought they were hookers,” one recent visitor to The Blue House commented on the two money-filled mason jars planted atop the refrigerator. The visitor was obviously referencing the names scrawled across the two jars: “Steff” and “Nicold”. “I can understand the mistake,” Jeff L. Horner said. “I’m sorry to burst... »
Kitty Kollision in Kitchen
THE KITCHEN – Lionelle scurried from The Porch earlier to survey the surrounding area when she encountered Ninja in The Kitchen. The two then provided the first hostilities of the Kitty Konflict in quite some time. One onlooker reported: “Neither of them seemed to be prepared, but they went ahead anyway. That’s the nature... »
Milk Thief Strikes! VIDEO COVERAGE!
Earlier, a thief struck The Blue House refrigerator and stole a jug of milk. The Blue House Lives is involved in an ongoing investigation to discover the culprit behind this act. We have discovered a video that sheds an enormous amount of light on the crime. We hope that eventually the milk will be... »
Health Care Crisis Snowballs
“We cannot let this set us back. We must strike back at those malignant forces standing in the way of progress,” the Upstart (whose name is still unknown because we at The Blue House Lives have not made it up yet) declared after his proposed health care reform fell flat this weekend. The dirty... »
Untouchables?
There is a simple fact that must be acknowledged at the house this present moment: there are seven Coors Lights in the refrigerator. That they reside in the fridge is not an unbelievable detail, for many a beer has found its way into the Blue House chill-box. No, the unbelievable fact is that these... »

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