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Santa Cokes Herald Holiday Happiness

By Scooter

NORTH POLE – It is the same every year: Santa Claus goes into the garage and, in preparation for Christmas, changes the oil on his sleigh. Luckily for the world, he does not simply dispose of his oil like any gearhead. Instead, he sells it to the Coca-Cola Company. That is why the planet gets... »

Fox Conjures Forza Ghosts

By Nickle

EAST WING- Odd things have occurred at The Blue House before, but phantom racing hasn’t been one of them until recently. This ghostly activity began when East Wing dweller M.C Fox joined Forza Motorsport racing. Fox has frequented the game on a regular basis, and even dropped in on his lunch breaks to race... »

Untamed Creature Crawls Out of Sink

By Scooter

EAST WING BATHROOM – When Jeff L. Horner urinated on Wednesday afternoon, he glanced over at the sink and witnessed something highly unusual. “I was merely side-glancing, you know,” he said. “And I just happened to look over at that instant and there it was.” What Horner observed was a lizard innocently grazing around... »

Kitchen Clean for Now. What’s Next?

By Scooter

THE KITCHEN – With all the political smoke blown, it seems that something is finally being accomplished. Over the past six months, officials and representatives have done nothing but bicker about specificities, and back-door deals have been cut at a rapid pace. But, finally, something has been done. The Blue House Kitchen is clean.... »

The Editor Unveiled

By Nickle

BHL HEADQUARTERS – It came as a shock to us all when The Blue House’s writer, Jeff L. Horner, came out of the closet. “The Blue House’s editor has always been a man of mystery. Then Horner decided to ruin it for us all” co-writer Nichole stated at a press conference earlier. It has... »

300 Realized

By Scooter

THE BLUE HOUSE - A milestone has come and went, but the world definitely noticed. A barrier always stood with regard to Wii Bowling. That barrier was a 300. The Blue House Lives previously reported on one respectable athlete’s quest for the 300, but last weekend, one member of The House finally achieved what... »

Halloween Party Deemed Success

By Scooter

THE BLUE HOUSE – On Saturday night, The Winner of the World observed the two-year anniversary of earning his sacred moniker. When he, along with The Winnerette, strolled into The Blue House for the annual Halloween party, he realized, at that exact moment, that there was no better place to celebrate the anniversary. If... »

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Coffee beans are not beans. They are fruit pits.

Finally…


M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.

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