The unthinkable was found inside of the router.

The Blue House Lives has been involved in an ongoing investigation to determine the source of the Blue House’s internet connection difficulties. It was only recently, however, that our investigation turned up some hard evidence. What we found is heinous, ghastly, and, most of all, lascivious. The Blue House Lives chief investigative reporter Man-Man has submitted this video as a summary of the investigation. Viewer discretion is advised.

NOTE: After further investigation, it was uncovered that the bearded man in the scene is our BUS LINE, and the man in the suit is our DATA.