Last year I went a measly 23-17. (Granted two of those losses should be accredited to the referees.) I seek to improve this year, and... »
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Ninja Wins Close Vote
THE BLUE HOUSE – After the dust settled following a wild voting crunch on Tuesday, Ninja emerged as The Blue House’s Kitty of the Year by winning The Kitty Konflict poll in a close contest. He defeated his rival Lionelle by 8 percent of the vote, 53 to 47. The poll’s close came as... »
Coinstar Controversy!
INGLES, MERCHANTS DRIVE – While the mainstream media provided extensive coverage of the ongoing elections in Afghanistan, the focus of most people’s attention was diverted by a much more intriguing contest. For centuries now, Michael C. Fox and Jeff L. Horner have gathered their loose change for an inevitable trek to the nearest Coinstar.... »
Trash Bag, Body Bag, or Bag from Space?
Local authorities had their interests peaked in the direction of The Blue House this week when an conspicuous trash bag was placed outside for pickup. “The bag resembled no trash bag I ever seen,” one of the trash collectors stated. The bag was much larger than an ordinary bag and appeared to many on... »

Sept. 3, 1802

