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Snow Freezes “Versatile” SVX

By Scooter

BLUE HOUSE — As snow pummeled the East Coast this weekend, the Subaru SVX, with its touted all-wheel drive system, sat quietly in the garage. The vehicle had once been praised for its winter weather versatility, but following this weekend’s storm, many experts believe that it may be all hype. M.C. Fox still stands... »

Strange Resemblance or Stolen Design?

By Scooter

UNDERGROUND CONFERENCE CHAMBER, Blue House – Did Thomas Jefferson steal the Blue House’s design with his creation of Monticello? That is the question that top researchers are asking as they gather for a weekend conference in which the origins of the Blue House will be discussed. It has already been confirmed that the two... »

New Baseball League Announcement Soon

By Scooter

In a matter of days, the Blue House Sports Network has learned that a major announcement is due regarding a new baseball league operated by The Blue House. It appears that once again The Blue House is poised to change the focus of the planet. So far, the details of the league are sketchy... »

Christmas Party Proves Pleasing

By Scooter

THE BLUE HOUSE – On Saturday night, friends of The Blue House gathered for the annual Christmas Party. After a night of festive joy and goodwill toward one another, critics deemed the party a great success and lauded The House on its yuletide spirit. “The party was a true blessing,” one critic stated. “They... »

It’s Going to be a Blue (House) Christmas

By Scooter

THE BLUE HOUSE - It is official. The Blue House Christmas tree has been erected. Its completion symbolizes the ignition of holiday frenzy within The Blue House. For the past few years, The House has become the pinnacle of Christmas festivities in the nation, and perhaps, the world. Santa Claus himself was quoted recently... »

Corey Mac Delivers the Goods with Mustard and Cornhole

By Scooter

On Saturday evening, Corey McPherson and his domestic partner Shauna Margetson delivered a cookout that rivaled any gala of the summer. Corey was observed early in the evening grilling myriad delicacies such as hot dogs and hamburgers. He performed it all alone save for a trusty bottle of water to shoot down splintery flames.... »

Interviewing Turtle

By caudle

  So, it turns out some of yous guys do actually still read. This shocking development blew our minds and made us (+=%$*1^)(*&U)(&/%&$). Our offer to give out interviews was accepted. The following is the transcript of that first conversation. Any questions that are not answered or do not make sense, we apologize. If it... »

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M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.

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Secret Twist Ending to The Last Airbender Revealed

My experience as an expert movie reviewer has only taught me three things. The first is that sequels are horrible unless they are a part of a trilogy. Then usually one of them is still horrible. Secondly, there is always room for a cheerleader. Thirdly, M. Night... Read More

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