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Basketball Goal Renewed
DRIVEWAY – This week, Scooter invested in a new net for the Blue House basketball goal, and it initiated a large-scale renovation. The driveway has now transformed into one of the premier basketball venues in the country. Before the renewal, the court was simply a driveway, an old store-bought goal, and a decaying hoop and... »
Snow Freezes “Versatile” SVX
BLUE HOUSE — As snow pummeled the East Coast this weekend, the Subaru SVX, with its touted all-wheel drive system, sat quietly in the garage. The vehicle had once been praised for its winter weather versatility, but following this weekend’s storm, many experts believe that it may be all hype. M.C. Fox still stands... »
Strange Resemblance or Stolen Design?
UNDERGROUND CONFERENCE CHAMBER, Blue House – Did Thomas Jefferson steal the Blue House’s design with his creation of Monticello? That is the question that top researchers are asking as they gather for a weekend conference in which the origins of the Blue House will be discussed. It has already been confirmed that the two... »
New Baseball League Announcement Soon
In a matter of days, the Blue House Sports Network has learned that a major announcement is due regarding a new baseball league operated by The Blue House. It appears that once again The Blue House is poised to change the focus of the planet. So far, the details of the league are sketchy... »
Christmas Party Proves Pleasing
THE BLUE HOUSE – On Saturday night, friends of The Blue House gathered for the annual Christmas Party. After a night of festive joy and goodwill toward one another, critics deemed the party a great success and lauded The House on its yuletide spirit. “The party was a true blessing,” one critic stated. “They... »
It’s Going to be a Blue (House) Christmas
THE BLUE HOUSE - It is official. The Blue House Christmas tree has been erected. Its completion symbolizes the ignition of holiday frenzy within The Blue House. For the past few years, The House has become the pinnacle of Christmas festivities in the nation, and perhaps, the world. Santa Claus himself was quoted recently... »
Corey Mac Delivers the Goods with Mustard and Cornhole
On Saturday evening, Corey McPherson and his domestic partner Shauna Margetson delivered a cookout that rivaled any gala of the summer. Corey was observed early in the evening grilling myriad delicacies such as hot dogs and hamburgers. He performed it all alone save for a trusty bottle of water to shoot down splintery flames.... »
Interviewing Turtle
So, it turns out some of yous guys do actually still read. This shocking development blew our minds and made us (+=%$*1^)(*&U)(&/%&$). Our offer to give out interviews was accepted. The following is the transcript of that first conversation. Any questions that are not answered or do not make sense, we apologize. If it... »


