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What’s Wrong with the East?

By Scooter

The Eastern Division: no matter how you polish it, it still smells like a turd. Fourteen games into the season and one can peruse the standings in the Eastern Division and see the anomalies. Baltimore, Manchester and Montreal all lead the division with .500 records at 7-7. Manchester and Baltimore, the premier rivals in... »

Sleepers Survive Monarchs; Virginia Marches On

By Scooter

SAN ANTONIO, TX – It was divisional leaders facing off; it was game one. And on a relatively mild (77 degrees) San Antonio day, the league-leading Sleepers (19-11) stayed awake long enough to hold off the Eastern-leading Monarchs (17-13), 2-1. Larry Russell had a key RBI in the third inning, and Bryan Mitchell had... »

Boulder Moves into First Place

By Scooter

For a team that started the season 2-7, the Boulder Bunions have a lot to be thankful for. One thing is that Leonard Strike never really slumped. He leads the league in hits (40), RBIs (23), and home runs (10), and he is fourth in the league with a .364 batting average. The Bunions... »

All-Star Team Announced

By Scooter

BH HALL OF THE IMMORTALS – As the inaugural Blue House Baseball season reached its halfway point, the league announced its first ever All-Star Team this week. The announcement was accompanied by a ceremony at the Blue House Hall of the Immortals earlier today. Leading the league with the most votes was Charleston Windjammers... »

JC Gets First Win in Seven Games

By Scooter

JOHNSON CITY, TN – The Johnson City Fuckhectors earned a well-needed win over the Baltimore Ninjas on Saturday afternoon. Timothy Jenson knocked in a home run and three RBIs en route to the win. Prior to the win, Johnson City (3-8) had lost six straight games. “It felt good,” manager Mike Huie said. “I... »

Charleston Gets First Win Over Monarchs

By Scooter

MANCHESTER, NH – The Charleston Windjammers picked up their first victory of the season on Saturday with a 9-4 thumping of Manchester. Grant Hughett hit two home runs to lead the Charleston (1-6) attack. It was the first instance all year of the Windjammer’s defense supporting the productive offense as Manchester (4-3) was held... »

Tacoma Upsets Hawai’i in 10 Innings

By Scooter

HONOLULU – Tacoma finally hit home runs by smashing two en route to a 7-5 upset of then-undefeated Hawai’i. Although, the Aroma finally displayed an efficient offense, it still took ten innings to put away the Kats. The big moment came in the top of the tenth when Lewis Salers hit a two-run homer... »

Wichita Beats Virginia 2-0

By Scooter

WICHITA, KS – Wichita ended its series with Virginia by defeating the Opossums 2-0 on Tuesday night. The game looked to be a defense stalemate, but Delmar Harris and Larry Heikkinen both batted in runs to give the Somethings the victory. The game also gave the Somethings (4-2) a two games to three win... »

Sleeper’s Offense Too Much for Boulder

By Scooter

SAN ANTONIO – Despite spotting three early runs, the San Antonio Sleepers awoke and brought out the bats in an 8-4 win over Boulder on Tuesday. The Sleepers (4-2) got their second straight win on the strength of their inconsistent offense. Howard Hedges, a hero of Saturday’s 1-0 win, knocked in three runs, and... »

Whisker City Completes Sweep of JC

By Scooter

JOHNSON CITY, TN – Whisker City cruised past the Johnson City Fuckhectors on Tuesday with a 4-0 win. The Fighting Lionelles (4-2) were led, once again, by William Lord who smashed his third home run of the year. Clark Davis went six scoreless innings before David Foster came in and finished off Johnson City.... »

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My experience as an expert movie reviewer has only taught me three things. The first is that sequels are horrible unless they are a part of a trilogy. Then usually one of them is still horrible. Secondly, there is always room for a cheerleader. Thirdly, M. Night... Read More

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