This massive fire was the direct result of a wooden wine rack burning.

BLUE HOUSE — Astronauts aboard the International Space Station witnessed a strange occurrence Saturday night—a large flare of flaming light seemingly sprouted from the Earth. While it appeared as something sinister, the flare was nothing more than the remains of a wooden wine rack burned to ashes as an unlikely sacrifice celebrating M. C. Fox’s twenty-eighth birthday.

The large fire was only one highlight at a gala that became an elegant gathering of the Blue House’s finest. Earlier in the night, a select group of gentlemen gathered around the Kitchen and try a sample of a rare Vietnamese cocktail composed of a golden liquid drowning a cobra eating a scorpion. Fox described the drink, “It tasted like maple syrup.”

The coterie was all night treated with films projected onto the House’s top-notch outdoor screen. Films included such classics as Beerfest and Super Troopers. Most agreed it was better than the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

“The night,” said Taylor, one of the guests, “in a word, was magical.”

It was so magical, in fact, that once the wine rack was torched in honor of the “Fantastic” Mr. Fox, a flame the size of Mount Rainier shot into the heavens—startling America’s astronauts. Once they learned what the flame was for, they joined in song wishing Fox a happy birthday.

Man-Manzilla releases his rage upon the unsuspecting Whisker City.

WHISKER CITY- A once quiet city, suddenly demolished by the uncontrollable excitement of Man-Manzilla, and on the night of Blue House member Nichole’s birthday.  It was like any other birthday, Nichole recalls, filled with friends, laughter, and all around good times. Then suddenly, without warning, Man-Man transformed into Man-Manzilla. He became very similar to Bruce Banner when he goes into Hulk mode under a fit of rage. As soon as he spotted Whisker City, he decided to dive right in, and it was all over.

Though his intentions were not malicious, one witness proclaims “Man-Man was just trying to go to Whisker City.” The city is quite inviting, with its alluring cat nip aroma and hanging toys. It was originally built for the purpose of feline enjoyment, by the good people at Pet Smart, and now resides within the confines of The Blue House East Wing. Its primary occupant, Lionelle, has been putting in around-the-clock efforts to rebuild it and the once proud Coffee Table that sheltered it. The city has been trying to recover ever since the October twenty-first disaster.

Whisker City has seen a rapid decline in tourism, agriculture, and overall happiness. The citizens have been living in fear, wondering when the next Man-Man quake will hit. For preventative measures, and mostly liability purposes, the city council is considering exiling Man-Man from the city, just in case Man-Man’s Dr. Jekyll side, Man-Manzilla, decides to revisit. “It’s not that we’re ungrateful to him, because we’re not. After all he is our founder. Whisker City just needs to recuperate after such a traumatic ordeal. It feels like 9/11 all over again” states one resident.

Lionelle pledges her allegiance to the city.

Blue House member Scooter says he’s more concerned about The Blue House Coffee Table than Whisker City. “The Coffee Table has been through a lot, I don’t know how many more repairs it can handle. I just hope it can be revived again.” When asked about the birthday incidents, Blue House member Nichole announced that that birthday was probably one of the most memorable ones she has ever experienced. Man-Man is considering releasing an official apology to Whisker City and Lionelle in the near future.