Blue House Sports
Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Storm Ravages House
BLUE HOUSE — On Tuesday night, two massive systems collided to spawn one of the most terrible thunderstorms to ever strike the Blue House. Strong winds slammed into the area, and a hurricane-like extravaganza erupted with a force unheard of. Thankfully, no one was injured, but the House’s hallowed grounds suffered immensely. Limbs were... »
Wings with Fryin’ Brian
KNOXVILLE, TN - This is the story of when I witnessed a man eat fire. It was a Tuesday, and the sky looked like slate. Nichole and I had slid into a parking spot in front of Quaker Steak and Lube. We were early. “Are you going to eat them?” she asked. “I might try one.... »
Corey Mac Delivers the Goods with Mustard and Cornhole
On Saturday evening, Corey McPherson and his domestic partner Shauna Margetson delivered a cookout that rivaled any gala of the summer. Corey was observed early in the evening grilling myriad delicacies such as hot dogs and hamburgers. He performed it all alone save for a trusty bottle of water to shoot down splintery flames.... »
The Winner Fails…
A tragedy has befallen the planet. The Winner of the World, a man so decorated and defined by his excellence, was finally stung by the inevitable: failure. He failed to maintain his balance while perching on a cooler. The cooler tipped and The Winner plunged to the earth. Those around fell silent, and some... »
We Didn’t Start the Fire…
Last night, all local aristocracy converged upon the Carlisle Estates for what was promised to be the biggest outdoor gathering of the summer. The gala surrounded a large bonfire that was described by one observer as “orange and hot.” The festivity was hosted by John H. Carlisle, the automotive tire tycoon. Attendance was modest at... »
Untouchables?
There is a simple fact that must be acknowledged at the house this present moment: there are seven Coors Lights in the refrigerator. That they reside in the fridge is not an unbelievable detail, for many a beer has found its way into the Blue House chill-box. No, the unbelievable fact is that these... »
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