This is the first public photograph of the sink creature. Nichole captured it on Wednesday afternoon.

EAST WING BATHROOM – When Jeff L. Horner urinated on Wednesday afternoon, he glanced over at the sink and witnessed something highly unusual. “I was merely side-glancing, you know,” he said. “And I just happened to look over at that instant and there it was.” What Horner observed was a lizard innocently grazing around the sink bowl. After Horner locked eyes with the beast, it made a hasty retreat into the drain hole.

After the discovery, Horner stormed through the house as shouts of glory erupted from his mouth. “It was amazing,” he said. “It’s not every day that you see a lizard crawl in and out of your sink.”

Following the discovery, the hunt was on. Nichole, who also witnessed the creature early on, declared, within the core of her soul, to capture and display it before the world. At roughly four o’ clock, Nichole accomplished that exact feat by trapping the creature under a Tupperware bowl. Subsequently, the first photographs of the furtive little thing were released.

The question now facing residents of The Blue House is what to do with it. As of now, the creature is still trapped under the bowl, and it has seemingly exhausted all energies dedicated to a possible escape. It is just sitting there paralyzed with fear. Now the real decisions come to court, as The Blue House Congress must meet and debate the future of this invading creature. There are many speculations, however, that predict if this creature is allowed to linger around in the sink, it may grow to a gargantuan size. If that happens, the world’s number one fear may come true. That fear is displayed in the following video:

Whittler's Meadow promises a more pleasurable way to drop a Crompton.

Whittler’s Meadow recently launched a campaign to provide a much-needed product to the world. That product is the comprehensive Bathroom Entertainment Center. While many have tried similar products in the past, Whittler’s Meadow feels that it has the most practical design.

One satisfied customer reported, “I’ve never had such an invigorating experience in the loo. I think it even made my poo smell better.” With regard to this last statement, Jeff L. Horner, renowned Whittler’s Meadow contributor, said, “Nope. It’s not true. Andre 3000 told us all that roses still smell like poo poo poo.”

It is affirmative, however, that the Bathroom Entertainment Center enhances even the most mundane of water-closet visits. Critics have spoken. In fact, one actually did voice his opinion. He stated, “Whittler’s Meadow actually makes me want to pull down my trouser, slam my undies to the floor, and let loose the fury from below.”

Here is the notable advertisement that Whittler’s Meadow aired at the Double-Decker Commercial Festival: