Blue House Sports
Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
Politics
Can a Double Stamp Be Triple Stamped?
BH LEGAL SERVICES, Blue House —Scooter finally accused Nickle of bending the rules too far. In order to end their squabble, The House legal department has sifted through all the unnecessary jargon to answer the one question that matters most: can one triple stamp a double stamp? “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!... »
Support for Washington Grows
SEATTLE – The isolation of Washington State by a vast wall has stirred up a lot of controversy, extending beyond just the politics of the matter. The national Congress’s decision to build a wall surrounding the border of the state has proven to be a highly disputed topic in the West. The Federal government... »
Lawmakers Call for Wall around Washington State
OLYMPIA, WA – Following Arizona’s strict immigration legislation, some states were expected to follow suit and pass legislation of their own. Yet, no one expected what the national Congress called for yesterday: an impenetrable wall around the state of Washington. Backlash was expected, and it came when state lawmakers gathered in Olympia yesterday to... »
Lasagna Gone; Hostilities Calmed
THE KITCHEN – Early on Thursday morning, the pleasant scent of chocolate brownies pervaded The House. The smell was Leelee’s doing, as she spent the morning preparing a savory platter of brownies. Many around The House wondered whether this culinary action was an affront directed toward Nichole following the lasagna crisis from earlier in... »
Lasagna War Baking Up?
THE KITCHEN – Within the past two days, both Nichole and Leelee cooked a lavish lasagna dish in the Blue House Kitchen. This sudden eruption of Italian cuisine has prompted many around The House to become uneasy. Does this signal the beginning of a lasagna war between The Blue House’s two premier culinarians? “I... »
Kitchen Clean for Now. What’s Next?
THE KITCHEN – With all the political smoke blown, it seems that something is finally being accomplished. Over the past six months, officials and representatives have done nothing but bicker about specificities, and back-door deals have been cut at a rapid pace. But, finally, something has been done. The Blue House Kitchen is clean.... »
Ninja Gives State of The House Address
THE KITCHEN– The State of The House address was given recently by elected Kitty of the Year, Ninja, to a fully-packed House conference session. The speech was given on the floor of The Kitchen, where Ninja sat tall and erect on a stool at The Kitchen counter. As always, the presiding officer, Princess Sophia... »
Ninja Wins Close Vote
THE BLUE HOUSE – After the dust settled following a wild voting crunch on Tuesday, Ninja emerged as The Blue House’s Kitty of the Year by winning The Kitty Konflict poll in a close contest. He defeated his rival Lionelle by 8 percent of the vote, 53 to 47. The poll’s close came as... »
President Obama Intervenes in Kitty Konflict
WASHINGTON, D.C. – “We have an undying responsibility to uphold peace,” The President said this week at the Dry Gap Convention, a peace initiative created in order to settle the ongoing Kitty Konflict. President Obama headed a coalition of thirty-two nations in the effort. “We all know that Ninja’s got a peaceful heart,” Obama... »
Editor Promises Bright Future…
BACKYARD – In front of thousands of adoring fans, standing at a podium bearing The Blue House crest, the editor of this publication addressed the masses in a widely publicized speech that galvanized our loyal readership. Correspondents on the scene described the speech as “moving” and “highly arousing”. The speech affected the populace so... »
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