Politics

Ninja Gives State of The House Address

Thursday, February 4, 2010
By Nichole
Ninja Gives State of The House Address

THE KITCHEN– The State of The House address was given recently by elected Kitty of the Year, Ninja, to a fully-packed House conference session. The speech was given on the floor of The Kitchen, where Ninja sat tall and erect on a stool at The Kitchen counter. As always, the presiding officer, Princess Sophia... »

Ninja Wins Close Vote

Tuesday, December 15, 2009
By Scooter
Ninja Wins Close Vote

THE BLUE HOUSE – After the dust settled following a wild voting crunch on Tuesday, Ninja emerged as The Blue House’s Kitty of the Year by winning The Kitty Konflict poll in a close contest. He defeated his rival Lionelle by 8 percent of the vote, 53 to 47. The poll’s close came as... »

President Obama Intervenes in Kitty Konflict

Monday, October 12, 2009
By Scooter
President Obama Intervenes in Kitty Konflict

WASHINGTON, D.C. – “We have an undying responsibility to uphold peace,” The President said this week at the Dry Gap Convention, a peace initiative created in order to settle the ongoing Kitty Konflict. President Obama headed a coalition of thirty-two nations in the effort. “We all know that Ninja’s got a peaceful heart,” Obama... »

Editor Promises Bright Future…

Sunday, September 27, 2009
By The House
Editor Promises Bright Future…

BACKYARD – In front of thousands of adoring fans, standing at a podium bearing The Blue House crest, the editor of this publication addressed the masses in a widely publicized speech that galvanized our loyal readership. Correspondents on the scene described the speech as “moving” and “highly arousing”. The speech affected the populace so... »

Coinstar Controversy!

Saturday, August 22, 2009
By Scooter
Coinstar Controversy!

INGLES, MERCHANTS DRIVE – While the mainstream media provided extensive coverage of the ongoing elections in Afghanistan, the focus of most people’s attention was diverted by a much more intriguing contest. For centuries now, Michael C. Fox and Jeff L. Horner have gathered their loose change for an inevitable trek to the nearest Coinstar.... »

Health Care Crisis Snowballs

Tuesday, July 28, 2009
By Scooter
Health Care Crisis Snowballs

“We cannot let this set us back. We must strike back at those malignant forces standing in the way of progress,” the Upstart (whose name is still unknown because we at The Blue House Lives have not made it up yet) declared after his proposed health care reform fell flat this weekend. The dirty... »

Sophie debuts…

A new kitty has entered the fray. What will it mean for the Konflict? Find out soon.

BH Baseball


Tuesday, March 9, 2010
WCL 9
BAL 10 FINAL

TAC 2
VIR 4 FINAL

JCF 5
SAS 13 FINAL

WCH 0
CHN 12 FINAL

MAN 4
HAW 5 F/12

MON 2
BOL 4 FINAL

BHL Awards

"No Washington" Wins Best Storyline of 2009

"No Washington" began as a simple feud between Washington and Tennessee. What erupted was a firestorm of articles that continue to flare up to this very day.

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