When most people think of Mckay Used Books, their thoughts are fond ones. Thoughts of taking one’s unwanted items and exchanging them for a... »
John’s Words of Wisdom
"I don't trust monks. They're always bald and never look you in the eye."
A Day in History…
Mar. 27, 1854
CRIMEAN PENINSULA — The Brits went to war with the Russians. Russia moved into Wallachia and Moldavia in the summer of 1853 to “protect the Orthodox Christians living there.” The French and the British stood... Read More
BH Cinema Presents…
This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
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The Editor Unveiled
BHL HEADQUARTERS – It came as a shock to us all when The Blue House’s writer, Jeff L. Horner, came out of the closet. “The Blue House’s editor has always been a man of mystery. Then Horner decided to ruin it for us all” co-writer Nichole stated at a press conference earlier. It has... »
House Recruits for Fox Replacement
THE HOUSE – In exhausting efforts to find a new computer tech, Blue House recruiters have compiled a list of potential replacements for M.C Fox’s old position. “Well, our first consideration for the job is obviously The Winner of the World, but getting him isn’t going to be a piece of cake,” recruiter Jeff... »
Fox Leaves for USC
THE BLUE HOUSE – After years of solid commitment to making Pellissippi State’s computer program a success, M.C. Fox has decided to leave abruptly and pursue a career at the University of Southern California. The decision was publicly announced on Tuesday night at an exclusive Blue House press conference that was described by many... »
Tree Hauling With Man-Man
Following the holiday season, it is only customary for residents of The Blue House to humbly take down the Christmas decorations and return The House to its normal state. Although the removal of the decorations is socially acceptable thing to do, it is a melancholy time for everyone involved. Yet, when Man-Man is behind... »
The Couch Surfer Returns!
THE BLUE HOUSE – In The Study, I almost immediately noticed it: the crumpled blanket, the disheveled cushions and the pillow carved out in the shape of a head. Like the three little bears, someone has been sleeping on The Study’s couch. It was then, at that very moment, I realized it: the Couch... »
Height Dispute Within House
THE BLUE HOUSE – A continuous question has arose in The Blue House: Is Nichole that short or are The Blue House members just that tall? Speculation has occurred since her arrival and measurements have confirmed her stature to be on the shorter end of the bell curve. This is a fact, indeed. But... »
Girls Cash In On Services…
THE KITCHEN – “I thought they were hookers,” one recent visitor to The Blue House commented on the two money-filled mason jars planted atop the refrigerator. The visitor was obviously referencing the names scrawled across the two jars: “Steff” and “Nicold”. “I can understand the mistake,” Jeff L. Horner said. “I’m sorry to burst... »
M.C. Fox: Tokyo Star
TOKYO – M.C. Fox is at it again. Following his heroic exploits in bedroom basketball and the Amazon War, he took his infinitesimal talent to the Far East. While in Japan, Fox conquered the myriad street racing gangs that haunt Tokyo’s highways. In the process, he even defeated the ultimate boss, simply known as... »
Craig’s a Fan
Anyone who knows the BHL staff should recognize the amount of surprise we just encountered. As usual Scooter and I were watching “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” when he referenced me and mentioned Scooter. We had no idea he was a fan. Coming soon we hope for an outright admission from Mr.... »
Death and Dirty Dancing
Will the sickness that slowly engulfs Patrick Swayze bring the end to a once glorious era? Dirty Dancing and the movie that started it all… It will be played as a tribute to the man who defied the world he knew and danced, not only the night away, but to his heart’s content. His... »
Birthday Poll
Loading ...Finally…
M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.
