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House Recruits for Fox Replacement

Saturday, January 16, 2010
By Nichole
House Recruits for Fox Replacement

THE HOUSE – In exhausting efforts to find a new computer tech, Blue House recruiters have compiled a list of potential replacements for M.C Fox’s old position. “Well, our first consideration for the job is obviously The Winner of the World, but getting him isn’t going to be a piece of cake,” recruiter Jeff... »

Fox Leaves for USC

Thursday, January 14, 2010
By The House
Fox Leaves for USC

THE BLUE HOUSE – After years of solid commitment to making Pellissippi State’s computer program a success, M.C. Fox has decided to leave abruptly and pursue a career at the University of Southern California. The decision was publicly announced on Tuesday night at an exclusive Blue House press conference that was described by many... »

Tree Hauling With Man-Man

Monday, January 11, 2010
By Scooter
Tree Hauling With Man-Man

Following the holiday season, it is only customary for residents of The Blue House to humbly take down the Christmas decorations and return The House to its normal state. Although the removal of the decorations is socially acceptable thing to do, it is a melancholy time for everyone involved. Yet, when Man-Man is behind... »

The Couch Surfer Returns!

Monday, December 14, 2009
By Scooter
The Couch Surfer Returns!

THE BLUE HOUSE – In The Study, I almost immediately noticed it: the crumpled blanket, the disheveled cushions and the pillow carved out in the shape of a head. Like the three little bears, someone has been sleeping on The Study’s couch. It was then, at that very moment, I realized it: the Couch... »

Height Dispute Within House

Monday, October 12, 2009
By Nichole
Height Dispute Within House

THE BLUE HOUSE – A continuous question has arose in The Blue House: Is Nichole that short or are The Blue House members just that tall? Speculation has occurred since her arrival and measurements have confirmed her stature to be on the shorter end of the bell curve. This is a fact, indeed. But... »

Girls Cash In On Services…

Thursday, October 8, 2009
By Scooter
Girls Cash In On Services…

THE KITCHEN – “I thought they were hookers,” one recent visitor to The Blue House commented on the two money-filled mason jars planted atop the refrigerator. The visitor was obviously referencing the names scrawled across the two jars: “Steff” and “Nicold”. “I can understand the mistake,” Jeff L. Horner said. “I’m sorry to burst... »

M.C. Fox: Tokyo Star

Wednesday, September 9, 2009
By Scooter
M.C. Fox: Tokyo Star

TOKYO – M.C. Fox is at it again. Following his heroic exploits in bedroom basketball and the Amazon War, he took his infinitesimal talent to the Far East. While in Japan, Fox conquered the myriad street racing gangs that haunt Tokyo’s highways. In the process, he even defeated the ultimate boss, simply known as... »

Craig’s a Fan

Thursday, August 20, 2009
By caudle
Craig’s a Fan

Anyone who knows the BHL staff should recognize the amount of surprise we just encountered. As usual Scooter and I were watching “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” when he referenced me and mentioned Scooter. We had no idea he was a fan. Coming soon we hope for an outright admission from Mr.... »

Death and Dirty Dancing

Thursday, August 20, 2009
By caudle
Death and Dirty Dancing

Will the sickness that slowly engulfs Patrick Swayze bring the end to a once glorious era? Dirty Dancing and the movie that started it all… It will be played as a tribute to the man who defied the world he knew and danced, not only the night away, but to his heart’s content. His... »

Bones Video Discovered by Whittler’s Meadow!

Friday, August 7, 2009
By The House
Bones Video Discovered by Whittler’s Meadow!

Recently, The Blue House Lives chief video investigator Man-Man discovered a long lost video starring House legend Bones. The video contains, perhaps, the greatest example of Bones’s oratorical skill as he curses those who do him wrong. In fact, one presidential speechwriter commented after a screening of the video, “I wish I could put... »

Sophie debuts…

A new kitty has entered the fray. What will it mean for the Konflict? Find out soon.

BH Baseball


Tuesday, March 9, 2010
WCL 9
BAL 10 FINAL

TAC 2
VIR 4 FINAL

JCF 5
SAS 13 FINAL

WCH 0
CHN 12 FINAL

MAN 4
HAW 5 F/12

MON 2
BOL 4 FINAL

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