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Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Flames Fly on Fox’s Birthday
BLUE HOUSE — Astronauts aboard the International Space Station witnessed a strange occurrence Saturday night—a large flare of flaming light seemingly sprouted from the Earth. While it appeared as something sinister, the flare was nothing more than the remains of a wooden wine rack burned to ashes as an unlikely sacrifice celebrating M. C.... »
Citizens Share Best (Worst) Storm Stories
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — In the wake of a week of news-making thunderstorms and tornados, citizens local to the House have been sharing their own dramatic storm stories. Strangely, and perhaps expectedly, they all sound eerily similar. “A tree fell on my neighbor’s car,” one impacted citizen said. “He had pulled it out to clean... »
Corey Mac, Shauna Tie The Knot
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — On Friday evening, Corey Mac married his longtime love, Shauna Margetson, at the Knoxville Botanical Gardens. The ceremony was intimate and humble but possessed all the spontaneity and charisma that have come to define Corey Mac himself. The Blue House was proud to be in attendance for such an occasion. Now,... »
Fox Challenged by Drift Achievement
EAST WING, Blue House — While it was reported that M.C. Fox had defeated Forza Motorsport 3, it seems that the accolade was preemptive. Fox is actually one achievement point short of conquering the game, and that one achievement has been nothing short of a colossal challenge. The challenge is drifting, and it requires... »
The Art of Being Man-Man
THE HOUSE – “You better Man-Man up or go lie down, bag ape,” M.C. Fox responds to those who struggle with their training. Fox is identified as the official Man-Man of The House. The Man-Man movement started when Fox noticed a lighthouse collection accumulating in the Corner Room. His solution: a Predator poster erected... »
SVX Chooses Fox
“Have you ever heard the famous car quote: the car chooses you?” asks M.C Fox after purchasing his Subaru SVX. Fox excites over the arrival of his dream car, announcing to everyone that “yet another car wanted him.” Fox’s luxury and performance vehicle comes with features such as climate control, smoke guard window covers,... »
Man-Man Eats Corn Cob for Breakfast
KITCHEN, Blue House – A nutritional breakfast, they say, is an integral part of any day. Man-Man believes this too, and he proved it on Sunday morning by devouring a juicy corn-on-the-cob for breakfast. “It’s the breakfast of champions,” Man-Man said. Sources now believe that the corn came from KFC, which has already been... »
Fox Conjures Forza Ghosts
EAST WING- Odd things have occurred at The Blue House before, but phantom racing hasn’t been one of them until recently. This ghostly activity began when East Wing dweller M.C Fox joined Forza Motorsport racing. Fox has frequented the game on a regular basis, and even dropped in on his lunch breaks to race... »
Wings with Fryin’ Brian
KNOXVILLE, TN - This is the story of when I witnessed a man eat fire. It was a Tuesday, and the sky looked like slate. Nichole and I had slid into a parking spot in front of Quaker Steak and Lube. We were early. “Are you going to eat them?” she asked. “I might try one.... »
The Editor Unveiled
BHL HEADQUARTERS – It came as a shock to us all when The Blue House’s writer, Jeff L. Horner, came out of the closet. “The Blue House’s editor has always been a man of mystery. Then Horner decided to ruin it for us all” co-writer Nichole stated at a press conference earlier. It has... »
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