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The Kid Takes Neyland, Knoxville Celebrates

Wednesday, November 18, 2009
By Nickle
The Kid Takes Neyland, Knoxville Celebrates

KNOXVILLE – After the latest incident concerning Knoxville’s famed UT Volunteers, the university’s board of councils has decided to throw in the towel and auction off Neyland stadium. Chancellor Jimmy G. Cheek told our reporters that “the reputation of the university has been suffering immensely since the theft ordeals. Funds are down, attendance, enrollment,... »

Jonas Brothers Buy Space Needle

Monday, November 9, 2009
By Scooter
Jonas Brothers Buy Space Needle

SEATTLE – Early this week, Seattleites welcomed Paul, Nick and Joseph Jonas to their new home, the Space Needle. Also revealed was the fact that a deal had been in the works for several weeks securing Seattle’s most precious monument for its favorite band. “We are a very proud city,” Mayor Greg Nickels stated... »

Shame Brought to Smoky Mountains

Monday, November 2, 2009
By Nickle
Shame Brought to Smoky Mountains

APPALACHIA – The once proud and prominent Smoky Mountains has recently scheduled for a press release concerning nude photographs circulating the internet. The Smokies admitted earlier to allowing amateur photographers to take pictures of her bare-leafed and all. Judges for the Miss Mountain Pageant are discussing disqualification, claiming that “Our Miss Mountain should be... »

Mount Rainier Falls From Grace…

Thursday, October 29, 2009
By Scooter
Mount Rainier Falls From Grace…

WASHINGTON STATE – Earlier this week, in a press conference that defied logic, Mount Rainier came clean about its past abominations, and therefore, tarnished its once glorified reputation. Ages ago, Mount Rainier was cherished as Washington State’s most majestic peak. Yet, years of undeserved fame and paparazzi attention have forced the mountain into a... »

College Football: Week 7

Saturday, October 17, 2009
By Scooter
College Football: Week 7

Last week, The Blue House invaded Neyland Stadium, and we were not disappointed. The Vols crushed Georgia 45-19. We like to think that we should be credited somehow. The Blue House Lives would also like to personally thank the Auburn Tigers for screwing us over last week. The Hampton Forecast spat out an interesting quote as... »

College Football: Week 6

Friday, October 9, 2009
By Scooter
College Football: Week 6

This week, The Blue House invades Neyland Stadium, along with the hated Georgia Bulldogs. The Vols’ comeback efforts fell a mere Crompton short last week against Auburn. So, in honor of that, a new word was coined: Incromptent. Florida also rolls into Baton Rouge this week to clash with the number four Tigers. Nichole... »

College Football: Week 5

Saturday, October 3, 2009
By Scooter
College Football: Week 5

It continues. The Blue House is pretty proud of itself this week. Granted, we would be much more overjoyed if Tee Martin would go back to school, trick the NCAA, and gain eligibility to take Jonathan Crompton’s place. Yet, we know that will never happen, and the Vols will continue to drop Cromptons upon... »

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