When most people think of Mckay Used Books, their thoughts are fond ones. Thoughts of taking one’s unwanted items and exchanging them for a... »
John’s Words of Wisdom
"I don't trust monks. They're always bald and never look you in the eye."
A Day in History…
Mar. 27, 1854
CRIMEAN PENINSULA — The Brits went to war with the Russians. Russia moved into Wallachia and Moldavia in the summer of 1853 to “protect the Orthodox Christians living there.” The French and the British stood... Read More
BH Cinema Presents…
This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
No Washington
Is Tennessee Still The Volunteer State?
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Washington has asked the United States and 50 States to revoke Tennessee’s popular nickname, The Volunteer State. Washingtonians wonder why the state continues to call itself that when it has not made an actual volunteer effort since the war of 1812. “If they wanted to prove themselves, then now is the time,”... »
Man Defecates the State of Washington
MADISON, Wisc. — “It really wasn’t that unbelievable,” Buck Downer, a local bricklayer said. “I just looked down, and there it was. No coincidence at all.” What Downer referred to was his recent defecation experience, which rendered an unlikely result: a turd that resembled the state of Washington exactly. Along with Downer, respected doctors... »
Secret Uncovered at College GameDay
CORVALLIS, Ore. — I arrived at the Memorial Union quad at 4:22 a.m. to check out a live broadcasting of ESPN College GameDay. I had but one mission: find the Washington State University flag waver. Since 2003, a WSU flag has proudly waved in the background during every GameDay. Incidentally, this week’s edition was... »
Tennessee’s Water Worse than Washington’s Air
TENNESSEE – Over 500 Coca-cola employees have gone on strike since August 28th. One employee said they had been overworked to compensate for the mass import of the product to Tennessee. Most Tennesseans prefer to drink Coke or Mountain Dew because their water is impotable to humans. Unfortunately for The Volunteer State, the Appalachian... »
College Football 2010, Week 1
It’s finally here. No, not the long-awaited college football season, but the always-yearned-for BHL College Pick ‘Em. Striker comes into this season as the defending champion, but the Blue House Lives and Hampton are ready for revenge. The new Plummer Prediction hopes to make an impact as well. For an opening weekend, there are... »
Air Quality in Hell Better than in Washington
SEATTLE, Wash. – A recent report indicated that the air quality in Washington State is far worse than any other state. The air is so bad, in fact, that many researchers have declared that the air is better in Hell than in the Evergreen State. Why the air is so bad is actually not... »
Support for Washington Grows
SEATTLE – The isolation of Washington State by a vast wall has stirred up a lot of controversy, extending beyond just the politics of the matter. The national Congress’s decision to build a wall surrounding the border of the state has proven to be a highly disputed topic in the West. The Federal government... »
Lawmakers Call for Wall around Washington State
OLYMPIA, WA – Following Arizona’s strict immigration legislation, some states were expected to follow suit and pass legislation of their own. Yet, no one expected what the national Congress called for yesterday: an impenetrable wall around the state of Washington. Backlash was expected, and it came when state lawmakers gathered in Olympia yesterday to... »
Washington Hires New Santa
SEATTLE – At a conference held in Seattle, Washington, an elite group of Northwest representatives congregated over the issue of Santa Claus’s refusal to deliver to the State of Washington. Officials agree that they don’t want a biased Santa invading their home states, so the traditional Santa Claus has been banned from all over... »
Washington Declared Unfit for Santa
WASHINGTON STATE – In a surprising twist to the 2009 holiday season, the North Pole issued a statement declaring the State of Washington unsuitable for Santa Claus. The central reason: a complete lack of well-behaved children. A chief spokesman for Santa said, “After last year’s pointless flight over Washington, we have wholly decided to... »
Birthday Poll
Loading ...Finally…
M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.
