Kitty Konflict

Ninja Gives State of The House Address

Thursday, February 4, 2010
By Nichole
Ninja Gives State of The House Address

THE KITCHEN– The State of The House address was given recently by elected Kitty of the Year, Ninja, to a fully-packed House conference session. The speech was given on the floor of The Kitchen, where Ninja sat tall and erect on a stool at The Kitchen counter. As always, the presiding officer, Princess Sophia... »

Lionelle Still Has Support

Friday, December 18, 2009
By Scooter
Lionelle Still Has Support

Whether or not you were pleased with Ninja’s victory in the Kitty of the Year poll on Tuesday, you had to take notice. Lionelle, once thought to be dead in the water, put forth a quite admirable campaign and almost knocked off the heavily-favored Ninja. The simple fact that she received 47 percent of... »

Ninja Wins Close Vote

Tuesday, December 15, 2009
By Scooter
Ninja Wins Close Vote

THE BLUE HOUSE – After the dust settled following a wild voting crunch on Tuesday, Ninja emerged as The Blue House’s Kitty of the Year by winning The Kitty Konflict poll in a close contest. He defeated his rival Lionelle by 8 percent of the vote, 53 to 47. The poll’s close came as... »

Ninja Captures The Porch!

Friday, November 20, 2009
By Scooter
Ninja Captures The Porch!

THE PORCH – In an operation made for the history books, Ninja finally captured The Porch. He did so with an all-out assault that rivaled only blitzkrieg in its intensity. After a grueling defense, Lionelle, facing certain annihilation, was faced to abandon her longtime stronghold. “When the tanks rolled in,” The Blue House Lives... »

Man-Manzilla Ravages Whisker City

Saturday, October 31, 2009
By Nichole
Man-Manzilla Ravages Whisker City

WHISKER CITY- A once quiet city, suddenly demolished by the uncontrollable excitement of Man-Manzilla, and on the night of Blue House member Nichole’s birthday.  It was like any other birthday, Nichole recalls, filled with friends, laughter, and all around good times. Then suddenly, without warning, Man-Man transformed into Man-Manzilla. He became very similar to... »

President Obama Intervenes in Kitty Konflict

Monday, October 12, 2009
By Scooter
President Obama Intervenes in Kitty Konflict

WASHINGTON, D.C. – “We have an undying responsibility to uphold peace,” The President said this week at the Dry Gap Convention, a peace initiative created in order to settle the ongoing Kitty Konflict. President Obama headed a coalition of thirty-two nations in the effort. “We all know that Ninja’s got a peaceful heart,” Obama... »

Kitty Kollision in Kitchen

Wednesday, August 26, 2009
By Scooter
Kitty Kollision in Kitchen

THE KITCHEN – Lionelle scurried from The Porch earlier to survey the surrounding area when she encountered Ninja in The Kitchen. The two then provided the first hostilities of the Kitty Konflict in quite some time. One onlooker reported: “Neither of them seemed to be prepared, but they went ahead anyway. That’s the nature... »

On the Front with Lionelle

Wednesday, August 19, 2009
By Scooter
On the Front with Lionelle

THE PORCH – Lionelle sits brooding and holds a constant vigil monitoring Ninja’s unpredictable advances. After repulsing him twice from The Porch, one would think Lionelle would be reveling in her consecutive victories. Yet, she is a much different feline than those on the outside speculate. She is plagued by her thoughts, and those... »

Cats Clash on Porch Again!

Monday, August 10, 2009
By Scooter
Cats Clash on Porch Again!

In war, the unpredictable is always standard, and the Kitty Konflict has proven no different. After a crushing defeat at The Porch a couple of weeks ago, Ninja once again tried his luck by assaulting Lionelle’s impenetrable stronghold. Initially, reports of the invasion were refuted for lack of sufficient evidence, but amateur video has... »

Leelee Dreams Near Study Window

Wednesday, August 5, 2009
By Scooter
Leelee Dreams Near Study Window

Last evening, the most predictable of predictables occurred: Leelee fell asleep on the couch in the Study. One familiar with the Leelee sleeping saga might ask the question, “Why is this important?” This occasion was important because she fell asleep on the couch on her birthday. She was also slumbering before her cake was... »

Sophie debuts…

A new kitty has entered the fray. What will it mean for the Konflict? Find out soon.

BH Baseball


Tuesday, March 9, 2010
WCL 9
BAL 10 FINAL

TAC 2
VIR 4 FINAL

JCF 5
SAS 13 FINAL

WCH 0
CHN 12 FINAL

MAN 4
HAW 5 F/12

MON 2
BOL 4 FINAL

BHL Awards

"No Washington" Wins Best Storyline of 2009

"No Washington" began as a simple feud between Washington and Tennessee. What erupted was a firestorm of articles that continue to flare up to this very day.

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