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A Day in History…
Mar. 27, 1854
CRIMEAN PENINSULA — The Brits went to war with the Russians. Russia moved into Wallachia and Moldavia in the summer of 1853 to “protect the Orthodox Christians living there.” The French and the British stood... Read More
BH Cinema Presents…
This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
Kitty Konflict
Smokey Air Raids The Porch
THE PORCH — Unexpectedly and forcibly, Smokey launched an air assault on The Porch today. Her mission was to avenge an “unprovoked” sting to her face by an ill-tempered hornet on Saturday. Smokey stated that she had only been courting the hornet into a prospective trade agreement. Trade agreements are rare between felines and... »
New Fort Exacerbates Kitty Concerns
LIVING ROOM, Blue House — With Smokey and Lionelle on the brink of war, a new feline fort towers over the living room carpet. The fort, dubbed Fort Meow, stands roughly three feet high and commands a highly strategic view of the House’s front lawn. Three elegant levels comprise its structure, and a luxurious... »
Will the New Kitty Upset the Peace?
BLUE HOUSE — It only took three days. Nickle returned to the House on Saturday, and by Tuesday, she had brought a new kitty within its hallowed halls. Since that day, the kitten, called Smokey, has galvanized the House with personality and playfulness that appear unmatched. Yet, as the love-fest for this feline perpetuates,... »
Ninja Returns!
BLUE HOUSE – A wary Blue House witnessed the return of Ninja this week. The former feline emperor entered the House as a revered guest in order to observe Blue House operations “from the sidelines only.” “He is not here with any malicious designs,” Jeff L. Horner, senior Kitty Konflict korrespondent, stated. “I know... »
Lionelle’s Father Found?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The story of Lionelle’s first contact with the House is rather well-known. None can doubt her courage as she braved a desolate railroad in her journey to link up with House. None can also doubt the sheer generosity possessed by the House in her subsequent adoption. When Lionelle was found on... »
Ninja Leaves House in “Peace”
THE PORCH, Blue House – The speech came and went. It was short and sweet. And Ninja is gone, having left the house, as he claimed it, in “peace.” While the speculators expected a speech that would rival Kennedy or Lincoln, Ninja instead delivered a speech that consisted of only 107 words, but many... »
House in Turmoil Following Abdication
BLUE HOUSE – “This is a time of great tribulation. Whether we hold up as a house remains to be seen. I sincerely hope so. But we need leadership right now. We need it badly.” These words were spoken by the editor of this publication in a statement describing the profound emotion surrounding Ninja’s... »
NINJA ABDICATES, SHAVES!
PORCH FORTRESS, Blue House – In a wave of unprecedented events, Ninja has officially abdicated as Grand Emperor of the Blue House. The announcement came earlier this morning, and Ninja is expected to give a farewell speech within days. The former leader also shaved his fur, leading many to believe that his action is... »
Sophie Guards Water Bottles
KITCHEN, Blue House – In case of a zombie apocalypse, it’s good to know that the Blue House’s bottled water supply is safe. Residents were thoroughly pleased recently when they caught a glimpse of Sophie sleeping soundly inside a water bottle box. “It was cute,” Nickle said, “I thought it wasn’t possible for her... »
Sophie Mauls Bird; Sends Message to Other Cats
THE PORCH – Sophie’s first conclave with Ninja at his Porch headquarters came to a surprising conclusion on Wednesday when Sophie captured an aberrant bird and nearly mauled it to death. Once House officials removed Sophie, the bird flew to a safer height, but a sanguineous wound was clearly visible under its left wing.... »
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Hampton at the Movies
Secret Twist Ending to The Last Airbender Revealed
