When most people think of Mckay Used Books, their thoughts are fond ones. Thoughts of taking one’s unwanted items and exchanging them for a... »
John’s Words of Wisdom
"I don't trust monks. They're always bald and never look you in the eye."
A Day in History…
Mar. 27, 1854
CRIMEAN PENINSULA — The Brits went to war with the Russians. Russia moved into Wallachia and Moldavia in the summer of 1853 to “protect the Orthodox Christians living there.” The French and the British stood... Read More
BH Cinema Presents…
This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
House News
Man Defecates the State of Washington
MADISON, Wisc. — “It really wasn’t that unbelievable,” Buck Downer, a local bricklayer said. “I just looked down, and there it was. No coincidence at all.” What Downer referred to was his recent defecation experience, which rendered an unlikely result: a turd that resembled the state of Washington exactly. Along with Downer, respected doctors... »
Secret Uncovered at College GameDay
CORVALLIS, Ore. — I arrived at the Memorial Union quad at 4:22 a.m. to check out a live broadcasting of ESPN College GameDay. I had but one mission: find the Washington State University flag waver. Since 2003, a WSU flag has proudly waved in the background during every GameDay. Incidentally, this week’s edition was... »
Tree Spreads Spirit, for Better or Worse
WEST WING — It is one of those famed family traditions: when Mother Nature is penetrated and one of her majestic plastic trees is cut. With that, the Blue House recently added a second tree to its burgeoning forest of Christmas pine, and the thing looks wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that it lovingly... »
Can a Double Stamp Be Triple Stamped?
BH LEGAL SERVICES, Blue House —Scooter finally accused Nickle of bending the rules too far. In order to end their squabble, The House legal department has sifted through all the unnecessary jargon to answer the one question that matters most: can one triple stamp a double stamp? “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!... »
Santa Cokes Herald Holiday Happiness
NORTH POLE – It is the same every year: Santa Claus goes into the garage and, in preparation for Christmas, changes the oil on his sleigh. Luckily for the world, he does not simply dispose of his oil like any gearhead. Instead, he sells it to the Coca-Cola Company. That is why the planet gets... »
It’s Proven: Water Quenches Thirst
KITCHEN, Blue House – Jeff L. Horner was parched. In order to cure himself, he padded his way into the kitchen. Yet, upon arrival, he was struck by the thought that the kitchen housed nothing at all drinkable. “I was utterly heartbroken,” he said. “I couldn’t find any juice, milk, or soda. I had... »
Anthrax Scare Hits House
BAY THREE, Garage – A shocking discovery of white, powdery residue was found all over The Blue House lawn mower. In preparation for the worst, some have taken the necessary precautions that typically follow chemical warfare. The Substance was discovered after Carlisle used M.C Fox’s sand blaster. Graduates from the University of Wikipedia researched... »
Tennessee’s Water Worse than Washington’s Air
TENNESSEE – Over 500 Coca-cola employees have gone on strike since August 28th. One employee said they had been overworked to compensate for the mass import of the product to Tennessee. Most Tennesseans prefer to drink Coke or Mountain Dew because their water is impotable to humans. Unfortunately for The Volunteer State, the Appalachian... »
Lionelle’s Father Found?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The story of Lionelle’s first contact with the House is rather well-known. None can doubt her courage as she braved a desolate railroad in her journey to link up with House. None can also doubt the sheer generosity possessed by the House in her subsequent adoption. When Lionelle was found on... »
SVX Chooses Fox
“Have you ever heard the famous car quote: the car chooses you?” asks M.C Fox after purchasing his Subaru SVX. Fox excites over the arrival of his dream car, announcing to everyone that “yet another car wanted him.” Fox’s luxury and performance vehicle comes with features such as climate control, smoke guard window covers,... »
Birthday Poll
Loading ...Finally…
M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.
