When most people think of Mckay Used Books, their thoughts are fond ones. Thoughts of taking one’s unwanted items and exchanging them for a... »
A Day in History…
Mar. 27, 1854
CRIMEAN PENINSULA — The Brits went to war with the Russians. Russia moved into Wallachia and Moldavia in the summer of 1853 to “protect the Orthodox Christians living there.” The French and the British stood... Read More
BH Cinema Presents…
This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
House News
Storm Ravages House
BLUE HOUSE — On Tuesday night, two massive systems collided to spawn one of the most terrible thunderstorms to ever strike the Blue House. Strong winds slammed into the area, and a hurricane-like extravaganza erupted with a force unheard of. Thankfully, no one was injured, but the House’s hallowed grounds suffered immensely. Limbs were... »
Corey’s Party Video Awash In Rumor
BLUE HOUSE — With Corey’s Bachelor Party quickly approaching, only two things are certain. One is that women’s hearts are breaking across the planet with the news that Corey Mac is soon to tie the knot. And two is that a new bachelor party video will soon premiere. Considering that this publication could not... »
Smokey Air Raids The Porch
THE PORCH — Unexpectedly and forcibly, Smokey launched an air assault on The Porch today. Her mission was to avenge an “unprovoked” sting to her face by an ill-tempered hornet on Saturday. Smokey stated that she had only been courting the hornet into a prospective trade agreement. Trade agreements are rare between felines and... »
McKay Used Books… Entertainment Wonderment Emporium or Vicious Media Cannibal?
When most people think of Mckay Used Books, their thoughts are fond ones. Thoughts of taking one’s unwanted items and exchanging them for a handful of personal treasures. Whether you leave with armfuls of books, some dvds, or a couple of video games you couldn’t afford to buy at retail; generally you leave happier... »
MX-6 Starts, House Suffocates
THE GARAGE — Last weekend, The Blue House heard an extraordinary noise. The cause? The MX6 (a.k.a. Gibraltar) fired up for the first time in a very, very long time. Fumes of hard work diffused throughout the house, filling the air with proud molecules of carbon monoxide. House members stood in awe as they made... »
Fox Challenged by Drift Achievement
EAST WING, Blue House — While it was reported that M.C. Fox had defeated Forza Motorsport 3, it seems that the accolade was preemptive. Fox is actually one achievement point short of conquering the game, and that one achievement has been nothing short of a colossal challenge. The challenge is drifting, and it requires... »
Does Nickle’s Food Cause Obesity?
BLUE HOUSE — The Blue House scales are straining with the weight of one of its residents. Even the once-sturdy floors are showing signs of collapsing as Scooter packs on gelatinous pounds and waddles around the House. As his waistline expands to previously uncharted pant sizes, he doggedly searches for answers and more food.... »
Donkey Brays Dangerously Close
BLUE HOUSE — For the past few years, a radical bird barraged the house with midnight chirps and whistles This year, the bird disappeared. And while peace should be at hand, it is not. A donkey has taken up the reins, and it brays through the night driving a stake into the hearts of... »
Snow Freezes “Versatile” SVX
BLUE HOUSE — As snow pummeled the East Coast this weekend, the Subaru SVX, with its touted all-wheel drive system, sat quietly in the garage. The vehicle had once been praised for its winter weather versatility, but following this weekend’s storm, many experts believe that it may be all hype. M.C. Fox still stands... »
Man Defecates the State of Washington
MADISON, Wisc. — “It really wasn’t that unbelievable,” Buck Downer, a local bricklayer said. “I just looked down, and there it was. No coincidence at all.” What Downer referred to was his recent defecation experience, which rendered an unlikely result: a turd that resembled the state of Washington exactly. Along with Downer, respected doctors... »
Birthday Poll
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M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.
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Hampton at the Movies
Secret Twist Ending to The Last Airbender Revealed
