Blue House Sports
Striker wins College Pick 'Em
It finally happened. Striker won a game of Sports Pick ‘Em. After a long season, Striker emerged 2012-2013 champion of College Football Pick ‘Em. The victory came as no surprise to followers of the Blue House Sports Network, as Striker led the entire season and never relinquished his lead. Read More
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Lost Footage of Titanic Discovered
Wiggs stopped by and entered the House with a spry step. He sauntered straight into the Kitchen wearing a face red with excitement. “I have to show you something,” he said. “It’s amazing.” “How amazing?” I said. Wiggs beamed. “It’s magical.” I followed him to the driveway where, exhibited to my eyes, was Wiggs’s... »
Is Waterworld the Best Movie Ever?
EAST WING – Deep in the East Wing on Man-Man’s DVD rests a film copy highly sought after by collectors. The austere black casing fronted in solid black could be an enduring enigma of the cinema world. On its spine is solemnly printed “Waterword Best Move Ever Eddition .” Where Man-Man came across this... »
McKay Used Books… Entertainment Wonderment Emporium or Vicious Media Cannibal?
When most people think of Mckay Used Books, their thoughts are fond ones. Thoughts of taking one’s unwanted items and exchanging them for a handful of personal treasures. Whether you leave with armfuls of books, some dvds, or a couple of video games you couldn’t afford to buy at retail; generally you leave happier... »
Bacon, More Bacon, and Angel’s Dung
BLUE HOUSE ‒ Heart disease is described as the leading cause of death for adults in the U.S. besides New Jersey (which kills by just pure existence). Heart disease is slated to remain the number one cause of death until someone commits suicide in a Twilight movie. On Super Bowl Sunday night, the Blue... »
The Art of Being Man-Man
THE HOUSE – “You better Man-Man up or go lie down, bag ape,” M.C. Fox responds to those who struggle with their training. Fox is identified as the official Man-Man of The House. The Man-Man movement started when Fox noticed a lighthouse collection accumulating in the Corner Room. His solution: a Predator poster erected... »
Halloween Party Rides Again!
BLUE HOUSE – For the seven hundred and twenty-first year in-a-row, the Blue House will host its annual Halloween Party. The party that has been described in recent decades as “the go-to event of the year” will ride again. Last year’s gala received the praise of thousands, including such remarks as “it was the... »
New Pool, New Thrills
SIDEYARD, Blue House – To put it bluntly: The Blue House has a new pool. After losing last year’s pool in an unthinkable tragedy, the House mustered together the strength to persevere and purchased a new, luxurious pool. “I think it’s an incredible piece of work,” Jeff L. Horner stated. “When you look at... »
Dear Glenn Beck, You Suck.
It takes a lot to push this publication over the edge, but Glenn Beck, Fox News’ self-proclaimed prophet, has done it. We're not very political, unless it comes to doing dishes or the superfluous war between the cats, so it was not Beck’s conspiracy-laden political lectures that brought us here. It was simply when... »
LOST is over. Now what?
Since May 23rd, I’ve felt a little empty. I know that most of you feel the same way. While nothing will be able to live up to the pure brainurism that was LOST, here are the three best shows you may have missed while experiencing fever dreams of the hatch: 1. Burn Notice (Starring:... »
House Bids Farewell to LOST
BLUE HOUSE – In honor of LOST’s series finale on Sunday night, The Blue House hosted a special farewell party. “It was sad,” Scooter said. “I knew it would be. But I sucked it up, although I have no idea what I’m going to do on Tuesday nights from now on.” As the evening began,... »
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