Obituaries

Xbox 360 Dies after Years of Service

by Nickle

THE EAST WING – The Blue House Xbox 360 has died at 11 a.m., Tuesday, August 17, 2010, from injuries sustained from three flashing lights around the power button. Hardware problems or the power supply were most likely the causes.

Fox purchased the Xbox on release date of Halo 3, where it soon learned to operate Forza Motorsport Racing, Grand Theft Auto IV, Import Tuner Challenge, Halo 3, and other beloved games.

It was owned, loved and cared for, by M.C. Fox. Fox spent hours, even days, at his Xbox’s side. He holds many fond memories of racing and watching 90′s films with the Xbox.

The Xbox is survived by the Nintendo 64, Dreamcast, Playstation 2, and Wii.

Services will be held eventually, after appropriate time is allotted to the surviving family members and frequent players. Friends may call at The Blue House Funeral Home, Knoxville, from noon-11 pm. The family will receive friends at an undisclosed time. Contributions in memory of The Blue House Xbox may be made at The Blue House upon arrival.


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M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.

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