The Ladies Man

If he can't do it, you won't either

Our former resident ladies man left us a few tid-bits of golden information on acquiring the eye of the feminine kind. We share some of that knowledge with you now…..

1. Studying is useless unless you want a smart chick or a girl that likes Woody Allen.

2. Being a jerk will get you girls. You may not want to keep them for long though….

3. Just talking with a girl is a good way to peak her interest. When she wants more, you should walk away.

4. When you hear that nice guys finish last, it’s true. The bad boys will do what it takes to get what they want.

And now for the piece du resistance…..

5. No matter how much a girl drinks, dont forget to wrap it up… quickly.

Thank you for reading and hopefully not following this guideline the the ladies man himself did not create.

and as far as we know, SNL does not have the name “The Ladies Man” trademarked.

If we at BHL have forgotten some very helpful or useful information, maybe it is for the best, but we would be happy to revise or update our article.