Flames Fly on Fox’s Birthday

Wednesday, September 21, 2011
By Scooter

This massive fire was the direct result of a wooden wine rack burning.

BLUE HOUSE — Astronauts aboard the International Space Station witnessed a strange occurrence Saturday night—a large flare of flaming light seemingly sprouted from the Earth. While it appeared as something sinister, the flare was nothing more than the remains of a wooden wine rack burned to ashes as an unlikely sacrifice celebrating M. C. Fox’s twenty-eighth birthday.

The large fire was only one highlight at a gala that became an elegant gathering of the Blue House’s finest. Earlier in the night, a select group of gentlemen gathered around the Kitchen and try a sample of a rare Vietnamese cocktail composed of a golden liquid drowning a cobra eating a scorpion. Fox described the drink, “It tasted like maple syrup.”

The coterie was all night treated with films projected onto the House’s top-notch outdoor screen. Films included such classics as Beerfest and Super Troopers. Most agreed it was better than the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

“The night,” said Taylor, one of the guests, “in a word, was magical.”

It was so magical, in fact, that once the wine rack was torched in honor of the “Fantastic” Mr. Fox, a flame the size of Mount Rainier shot into the heavens—startling America’s astronauts. Once they learned what the flame was for, they joined in song wishing Fox a happy birthday.

 

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