Corey Mac, Shauna Tie The Knot

Monday, May 23, 2011
By Scooter

Corey and Shauna cut the cake following their wedding on Friday night.

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — On Friday evening, Corey Mac married his longtime love, Shauna Margetson, at the Knoxville Botanical Gardens. The ceremony was intimate and humble but possessed all the spontaneity and charisma that have come to define Corey Mac himself. The Blue House was proud to be in attendance for such an occasion.

Now, considering this is a respectable publication that must follow all media convention—especially in covering a wedding—the anticipated question must be asked: how was the dress?

“Well,” Jeff L. Horner said, “Corey looked spectacular. He really did. He lit up like a new diamond.”

Corey’s tuxedo consisted of an elegant vest punctuated by black slacks and a pair of high-class pumps. Shauna looked nice as well; she wore a wedding dress.

“Her dress was very nice,” Horner said. “It was white. I heard a bunch of girls tell her that she looked beautiful. So I guess the dress was great. To be honest, I have little experience in this field.”

All agree, however, that Corey Mac looked spectacular. He was flanked on the garden stage by his colorful array of groomsmen, who sported the same apparel. In an ode to the humbleness of the scene, Corey’s best man, John Carlisle, left his cherished Mohawk colorless, which only added to the intimacy of the ceremony.

When the two lovebirds finally uttered their ‘I Dos’, Shauna erupted in a dolphin shrill of joy. “Eeeeeeeeeee” was heard in all corners of the city as the ultimate dream of this respected couple was realized.

The wedding was followed by an invigorating reception that served only to galvanize the whole evening into our memories forever. From all of us here at The Blue House Lives, we wish Corey and Shauna many happy years together.

 

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