Corey’s Party Video Awash In Rumor
BLUE HOUSE — With Corey’s Bachelor Party quickly approaching, only two things are certain. One is that women’s hearts are breaking across the planet with the news that Corey Mac is soon to tie the knot. And two is that a new bachelor party video will soon premiere. Considering that this publication could not care less about the hearts of Earth’s women, the video is certainly the highlight of the whole gala.
Few details have emerged regarding the film, however. A recent announcement stated that the piece is to play in staggering, real-time 2D. This is clearly a step up from Duncan’s video, which only aired in staggering 2D. And while a teaser trailer has been released, lips are firmly sealed concerning the storyline.
“Perhaps the bar was set a little high with Duncan’s Bachelor Party video,” Scooter said. “With this video, just don’t expect too much. You’ll love it.”
M.C. Fox, a veteran among video-editors, engaged in an epic battle with Pinnacle Studio over the video. It seemed that while Fox wanted to give Corey a memorable video, Pinnacle had too little memory to perform simple operations. Curses rent the air as Fox tried to tame the program, and yet Pinnacle proved as tame as any T-Rex by repeatedly hurling glitches and freezes at the frustrated editor.
And even with these setbacks, the rumors continue. Some eccentric rumor mongers have even said that a Blue House film crew was spotted in Japan working on the bachelor video. Most, however, dismiss this story as foolish speculation.
With the video in such a cloud of uncertainty, it is now questioned whether the party will be worthwhile at all. If the video proves forgettable, will anyone maintain the desire to party?
“That,” Scooter said, “depends on the video. No one likes to party after a bad video.”
Fox, however, has supreme confidence in the party. “The video,” he said, “can be only one of two things, good or bad. If it’s really good, you have to party. And if it’s really bad, you have to party.”
He then raised his arms to the air like a champion and declared, “I like to party. I like to party.”