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Man-Man Eats Corn Cob for Breakfast
This image represents what the corn-on-the-cob may have looked like before Man-Man heated it for consumption.
KITCHEN, Blue House – A nutritional breakfast, they say, is an integral part of any day. Man-Man believes this too, and he proved it on Sunday morning by devouring a juicy corn-on-the-cob for breakfast. “It’s the breakfast of champions,” Man-Man said. Sources now believe that the corn came from KFC, which has already been at the forefront of groundbreaking meals (see Chicken and Biscuit Bowl).
Man-Man is no stranger to unconventional breakfasts. For years, he had been known to frequent the Chinese food buffets around town for a beneficial breakfast. Scooter, the Blue House Lives editor, believes the same. “There’s no breakfast like a giant plate of lo mien.”
As countless nutritionists attempt to discover the formula for a perfect breakfast (are eggs good for you or not?), many believe that Man-Man may be ahead of the curve. “A corn-on-the-cob breakfast may be an innovation, but there’s still research to do,” the Blue House Lives leading nutritionist stated. “Eggs and bacon still seem to be the standard, but who knows? Maybe in twenty years everyone will be heating up corn cobs like Man-Man did.”
Man-Man didn’t elaborate on his motives. He merely wanted something scrumptious to start off the day. The corn boosted him so much in fact that he descended the perilous stairs into Caudle’s Dungeon Lair and threatened Caudle continuously with the corn cob. Man-Man portended that he would slide the cob into a sock and beat Caudle repeatedly with it. Caudle, in a stoic manner, gave no response. The sun may have already been too high in the sky for him to arise and be fully cognizant.
Man-Man developed an interest in corn-on-the-cob at an early age, as shown in this childhood roller coaster snapshot.
Man-Man simply chuckled and ascended the stairs munching on his maize nourishment.
If a corn-on-the-cob breakfast can give one the energy and the sheer motivation to enter Caudle’s gloomy abode, what more can it do? While nutritionists ponder the overall effects of this meal, Man-Man will serve as a human test subject, therefore once again proving that the Blue House may have the one up on science.
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