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House in Turmoil Following Abdication
All brace for order and await Ninja's speech.
BLUE HOUSE – “This is a time of great tribulation. Whether we hold up as a house remains to be seen. I sincerely hope so. But we need leadership right now. We need it badly.” These words were spoken by the editor of this publication in a statement describing the profound emotion surrounding Ninja’s unexpected abdication earlier this week. With his highly-anticipated abdication speech scheduled in a few days’ time, it is safe to say that the state of the house is nothing short of turmoil.
“It caught us all by surprise,” Nickle stated shortly after the abdication and subsequent shave. “He stood for order and strength. Right now, our strength is drained, and we are certainly without order.”
As disquietude reigns in Ninja’s place, those close to the house think the only solution is a unanimous appeasement to Lionelle. “I think,” Striker said, “that it’s time for Lionelle to rise to the position that she’s been prepared for her entire life.”
When asked whether the war is over or not, however, Jeff L. Horner responded simply by saying, “I don’t know enough yet.” Ninja’s forces, for now, still occupy The Porch, the symbolic stronghold that carried so much significance throughout the war. Who commands them following the abdication remains a mystery.
Reports have also been surfacing, that show that Lionelle has been strengthening her forces. It is possible that she could launch an assault upon The Porch while Ninja’s military faces a logistics calamity.
The Blue House is confused and anxious right now. Many believe that Ninja’s abdication may grant freedom, but others believe it will plunge the house into a pool of anarchy. All fears are justified, and it appears that only Ninja’s speech later this week will hold the answer.
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