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NINJA ABDICATES, SHAVES!
Speech Expected within Days
This is the first image of Ninja following his unexpected abdication. He shaved his fur into a lion cut.
PORCH FORTRESS, Blue House – In a wave of unprecedented events, Ninja has officially abdicated as Grand Emperor of the Blue House. The announcement came earlier this morning, and Ninja is expected to give a farewell speech within days. The former leader also shaved his fur, leading many to believe that his action is based on an ambiguous African kitty religion.
For the last year, Ninja and Lionelle have been engaged in a bitter conflict for control of the Blue House. Once Ninja’s forces stormed The Porch and shoved Lionelle into exile, Ninja established the Ninja Empire, which has become the sole governing body of the house. The implications of Ninja’s abdication on the war and the house have yet to be realized. Lionelle, as of yet, has been unavailable for comment. Many critics, however, speculate that the introduction of a third feline, Sophie, may have carried weight in Ninja’s decision.
Photos are slowly trickling out that display Ninja’s new haircut. The style closely resembles that of a lion. “It seems Ninja is trying reconnect with something lion-like, perhaps his ancient African roots,” Jeff L. Horner, leading Kitty Konflict historian stated. “As a cat of color, he has, for a long time, spoken of getting in touch with his ancestry. The lion-cut may be the first step.”
The entire house is sitting on edge awaiting Ninja’s speech. What he says will impact the lives of many, and his departure could lead to the next great upheaval in the house. This publication will have much more coverage of this epic happening, for we, like everyone else, could be mortally affected by it.
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