Sophie Guards Water Bottles
KITCHEN, Blue House – In case of a zombie apocalypse, it’s good to know that the Blue House’s bottled water supply is safe. Residents were thoroughly pleased recently when they caught a glimpse of Sophie sleeping soundly inside a water bottle box. “It was cute,” Nickle said, “I thought it wasn’t possible for her to be any cuter, but, as usual, she defies my expectations.”
Experts are unsure how Sophie ended up in the box, but most agree she must have climbed in with altruistic intentions. “She wants to protect our water,” Jeff L. Horner said. “Water is our most precious resource, and one of our precious felines wants it to remain abundant in our house.”
Sophie lied still in the box for a matter of hours. Some speculators wonder if she anticipated some unexpected attack on the house, for she did not waver in the least from her difficult task of lounging and sleeping. Eventually, she did rise her furry little head and leave the water safely behind, but, as many in The Blue House agree, when it comes to thorough and experienced resource protection, Sophie’s methods are anything but all wet.


This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.



