New Pool, New Thrills

Wednesday, June 30, 2010
By Scooter
Hampton's Splash

Hampton stirs up the water and the balls as he crashes with intensity into the water.

SIDEYARD, Blue House – To put it bluntly: The Blue House has a new pool. After losing last year’s pool in an unthinkable tragedy, the House mustered together the strength to persevere and purchased a new, luxurious pool. “I think it’s an incredible piece of work,” Jeff L. Horner stated. “When you look at the plastic, air and water all combined in a fugue of aquatic bliss, you realize that we here at The Blue House are truly blessed.”

The festivities surrounding the new pool electrified those in attendance. Scooter, Hampton and Wiggs took full advantage of the hot day by showing off some acrobatic wonders that had even former Olympians stunned. The three even filled the pool with circus-style balls that were catapulted through the air at record speeds when one of the three slammed into the water.

“The balls were great,” one observer later added. “To see them shot through space like the heavens above was a sublime pleasure for me.”

Scootersault

Scooter performs a graceful somersault (Scootersault) into the pool.

It appears that the new pool will be a constant fixture at the House throughout the summer. “It’s getting really hot,” Horner said. “A pool just seemed the logical solution to cool everyone down, and as usual, the House didn’t disappoint.” Much more coverage regarding the pool and subsequent events is sure to come, and The Blue House Lives will be there with all the mesmerizing details.

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