Awards Show Entertaining, if Controversial
THE PALACE AT BLUE HOUSE CENTRAL – Last night, at a star-studded event, The Blue House Lives held its first annual awards banquet. While many nominees hoped to gain glory, only a few were honored as the very best from the past year.
The show itself was regarded as “quite the experience” by many attendees. The musical performances were top-notch, as they included the odd mix of Blue Scholars, Looking Glass and others. The acceptance speeches were especially moving. Perhaps, Ninja, however, delivered the most controversial one as he plugged his own pursuit of the “Ninja Empire” after being awarded the Kitty of the Year honor.
The most controversial victory was, without a doubt, Nichole’s win as Person of the Year. Many experts claim that a West Coast bias on the voting panel granted the Seattle native the triumph. Jeff L. Horner, the chief awards show commentator, stated, “Nichole’s win definitely raises an eyebrow. I originally predicted Brosnan to win the award, but Nichole has been a jolting impact on The House over the past few months. So her win wasn’t an overwhelming surprise.”
Overall, the show has been labeled a moderate success, as it has aroused attention to The House and the publication. Now, everyone will be watching to see who garners the nominations for next year’s show.
Here is a rundown of the nominations and winners. Winners are in bold.
Video of the Year:
“The Bathroom Entertainment Center” (TIE)
“The Bi-Lo Experience”
“The Milk Thief”
“Bones in “This is Bullshit””
“Dreams Drown as Pool Drains” (TIE)
“A Tribute to Frank”
Storyline of the Year:
Kitty Konflict
“No Washington”
M.C. Fox
Amazon War
Health Care Crisis
Porch Rider of the Year:
Fryin’ Brian
Little Brian
Lionelle
Icehouse Can
Amazon Package
Video Game Anger of the Year:
Dhizzy
Caudle
Scooter
Celebrity of the Year:
Pierce Brosnan
Bill Paxton
Jeff Goldblum
Kitchen Score of the Year:
“Hotel Room Service” by Pitbull
Dhizzy’s iPod Mix
Whistling of “Theme from Jurassic Park”
Scooter’s Classical Ambiance
Awesome Film of the Year:
Rush Hour
Rush Hour 2
Rush Hour 3
Guest Appearance of the Year:
Striker
Couch Surfer
John
Ricky/FIN
Winner of the World
Stray Dogs
Beer of the Year:
Icehouse
Resurrection
Corona
Michelob Lime Cactus
Coors Light
Schlitz
Beverage of the Year:
Milk
Vanilla Chai Tea
Coffee
Jim Beam and Dr. Pepper
Water
Kitty of the Year:
Lionelle
Ninja
U.S. President of the Year:
George W. Bush
Thomas Jefferson
Abraham Lincoln
Barack Obama
William Henry Harrison
Person of the Year:
M.C. Fox
Leelee
Bill Paxton
Nichole
Pierce Brosnan
Bones
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