Fox had obviously thought out his opportunties at USC.

THE BLUE HOUSE – After years of solid commitment to making Pellissippi State’s computer program a success, M.C. Fox has decided to leave abruptly and pursue a career at the University of Southern California. The decision was publicly announced on Tuesday night at an exclusive Blue House press conference that was described by many on the scene as “shocking and unexpected.” Critics are now evaluating the long-term consequences of Fox’s departure.

“I was totally surprised,” Nichole Stevens stated on a Blue House radio talk show on Wednesday morning. “Fox had become an emblem at Pellissippi, and with him leaving, the direction of the program is in jeopardy.” Near riots broke out on the campus following the press conference. Many of the school’s revered ducks were terrorized, and a number of outdated IBM computers were systematically set ablaze.

Many students also tossed high-explosive fireworks into the campus courtyard’s famous venting ducts. It appears that Fox’s decision to head west has vastly disappointed and enraged the student populace.

It is unknown where Fox received the inspiration to depart for USC.

Now, the question turns to a viable replacement for the floundering computer department. Stunned administrators relayed no information concerning a replacement, and regarding the whole riotous scene, they spewed forth no comment. “It will definitely be a matter of days before a decision can be rendered,” Jeff L. Horner, The Blue House Lives’s Senior Technology Analyst stated.

The Blue House Lives will continue to follow the developments as they emerge. Meanwhile, Fox’s decision remains on the minds of the entire Blue House, as its own future could hang in the balance. The following video summarizes the announcement and the lingering questions that Fox’s departure created:

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